~The Very Sercret Diaries of Peter Pan~
Day 1
Very bored. I know. I've been ten for a 40 yrs but I need some action. Only girls in Neverland ugly, have fins, or have scary chieftain fathers. Think I'll go to England and pick up a chick. Aren't London girls supposed to be easy?
Day2
Found the perfect babe, talks about me all the time. Going to kidnap her tonight. Taking Tinkerbell. Girls love fairies.
Day 3
Dumb whore, fell for the old, I've lost my shadow routine. Actually offered to sew it back on! Idiot! I had to take her stupid brothers with us. She wouldn't go otherwise. Maybe I'll sell them to the Indians.
Day 4
Tink seems jealous. Whats up with that? I can't f* her, she's two inches tall! Asked Wendy to play house. Didn't mean for her to be the lost boys' mother. Oh well, guesss I'll go flirt with the mermaids.
Day 5
Flirting with Mermaids and that Indian chick produced interesting effect. Wendy and Tink seem jealous. Wonder if the would go for a menage a troi. Tried to get the lost boys to "lose" Wendy's brothers in Indian territory. Didn't work. Persistent little buggers. Maybe I'll give them to the mermaids to play with.
Day 6
Wendy kidnapped by Captain Hook. Think Tink may have tried to sell her as a concubine. Jerk Hook, stupid pric should steal his own English whore. Oh well, better go get her back before her brothers have a fit. Plus the lost boys seem to have really taken to the mother idea. They need help. Damn, no psycologists in Neverland.
Day 7
Stolen Wendy back. When suggested a celebration "blow out" got slapped. Ouch. Her brother John threatened to spear me on his umbrella and Micheal wants to beat me senseless with his teddy bear. Dog Nanna bit me. Better return them to London.
Day 8
Returned stupid London pricks to there stupid London flat. Their parents were pissed. Dad tried to shoot me out of the sky. Tink turned him into a poodle ...temporarily. Tink's magic is cool. Hmm, I wonder if Tink could make herself (or other things) big...
Day 9
Desperate. Still need some action. Going to try America. American girls are easy, right?
Day 10
Found a nice blond ho in a New York hotel across the street from some porn shops. Had a little fun while her roommate was in the shower. Then SHE suggested a menage a troi with her friend's stuffed hippo. Decided it was time to go.
Years pass....
Day 300000
Visited that Wendy chick today. She's really old now. Has a really hot daughter. Think only way I'm gonna get some action is to grow up for real. Oh well, leaving Neverland to start a new life with Jane. Maybe I'll finally get some T & A and SCORE! Bye.
Here ends the very sercret Diary of Peter Pan.
Day 1
Very bored. I know. I've been ten for a 40 yrs but I need some action. Only girls in Neverland ugly, have fins, or have scary chieftain fathers. Think I'll go to England and pick up a chick. Aren't London girls supposed to be easy?
Day2
Found the perfect babe, talks about me all the time. Going to kidnap her tonight. Taking Tinkerbell. Girls love fairies.
Day 3
Dumb whore, fell for the old, I've lost my shadow routine. Actually offered to sew it back on! Idiot! I had to take her stupid brothers with us. She wouldn't go otherwise. Maybe I'll sell them to the Indians.
Day 4
Tink seems jealous. Whats up with that? I can't f* her, she's two inches tall! Asked Wendy to play house. Didn't mean for her to be the lost boys' mother. Oh well, guesss I'll go flirt with the mermaids.
Day 5
Flirting with Mermaids and that Indian chick produced interesting effect. Wendy and Tink seem jealous. Wonder if the would go for a menage a troi. Tried to get the lost boys to "lose" Wendy's brothers in Indian territory. Didn't work. Persistent little buggers. Maybe I'll give them to the mermaids to play with.
Day 6
Wendy kidnapped by Captain Hook. Think Tink may have tried to sell her as a concubine. Jerk Hook, stupid pric should steal his own English whore. Oh well, better go get her back before her brothers have a fit. Plus the lost boys seem to have really taken to the mother idea. They need help. Damn, no psycologists in Neverland.
Day 7
Stolen Wendy back. When suggested a celebration "blow out" got slapped. Ouch. Her brother John threatened to spear me on his umbrella and Micheal wants to beat me senseless with his teddy bear. Dog Nanna bit me. Better return them to London.
Day 8
Returned stupid London pricks to there stupid London flat. Their parents were pissed. Dad tried to shoot me out of the sky. Tink turned him into a poodle ...temporarily. Tink's magic is cool. Hmm, I wonder if Tink could make herself (or other things) big...
Day 9
Desperate. Still need some action. Going to try America. American girls are easy, right?
Day 10
Found a nice blond ho in a New York hotel across the street from some porn shops. Had a little fun while her roommate was in the shower. Then SHE suggested a menage a troi with her friend's stuffed hippo. Decided it was time to go.
Years pass....
Day 300000
Visited that Wendy chick today. She's really old now. Has a really hot daughter. Think only way I'm gonna get some action is to grow up for real. Oh well, leaving Neverland to start a new life with Jane. Maybe I'll finally get some T & A and SCORE! Bye.
Here ends the very sercret Diary of Peter Pan.