once upon a time, in the jungo swamps of virginia, christopher dolan was sat at his computer watchin some gonic X. he saw his steam friends list and saw someone added him,,, someone name: poip. Chris dolan then gone to send message to: POIP. chris say:
"hiya who u?"
poip say:
"hi im poip, my name is poip."
chris:
"nice 2 meet u poip! ur sound like cool gal!"
poip:
":3 yeah im kinda weeaboo... haha if u know waht i mean ;)
chris:
no
poip:
"also! bee's knee's!"
chris then went and proceed to make jelly sandwitch. chris cum bakc 2 his computer and decide" im lookin2 play some league of LoL." chris then played lol with his friedns jacob and poip and emily and jefferson.
poip:
"hey chris cum to be protecdt mid with me! we can rp alot:()"
chris:
"ok" (secretly chir slikes her at this point...)
"im a sonic and ur amy!"
"okc hris wahtever you say :)"
pop thinking: "i didn t know he was a classic sonc fan ! like me."
afteyr they finish the rp. Then They Come and Decide to Play some Doom Wards!.
"hah i love doom wasd." chris says.
"me 2... haha wanna sex!" poip says.
"whait wat!?" chris.
"haha oh nvm... nvm." - pipe
later on that day, at about 4Pm he disided that he would get mom yelled if he didnt go bed. so he went bed. he spent all nite dreaming about poip. he had wet draem. he cum on his panst.
nex tday chris wake up and talk to poipos again they played payday heits and they talked a lot a lot about sonic and how they both love sonic. that was the day that poip secret came. out. The secret.
"haha i killed that guy!" chris ejaculated.
"poip:" good job chris!
"ur a real classic sonic fan like me!"
chris think: "wheat... a sonic fan! where have i ehard that before."
chris: "yhea. yeah i am! i guess. is what you could say."
poip kiled the end boss of payday and they win. the game. (lol guess u just lost the game xD)
chris: ood job poip!
they stop playing and then since it was a school night chris ahd to go to bed at 2pm. chris wnt bend and figured out where he heard that classic sonic fan.
chirs: "SAMMY!"
chapter 1 end