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Cammie
Grant
Macey
Bex
Zach
Mission Report by:
Agent Morgan, Agent Baxter, Agent McHenry, Agent Newman, Agent Goode
Objective: To get Liz Sutton and Jonas Lucas to admit their true feelings to each other.
The Operatives began thinking of a way to get the Subjects to confess their true feelings to each other because Agent Newman was sick of hearing Jonas go on and on about how cute, amazing, perfect and smart Liz was while Zach got to go make-out with Cammie! OW! Bex!
Anyways, an opportunity came to the Operatives one day during C&A when the students were learning how to arrange flower bouquets to send coded messages. The "Love Me, Love Me Not" test! Because everyone knows the test to true love is picking apart flower petals.How come you didn't hit her? Because she makes sense. How does she make sense? Do I have to hit you again? Dude,just shut up. Now that the Operatives had a plan, it was up to Agent Baxter and the incompetent Agent Newman to sway the subjects. *See Sub Mission Reports below*
Sub Mission Report 1 by the Duchess
Objective: To Sway Liz into smuggling a flower to fulfill the above mission.
The Duchess walks up to the subject and initiates polite conversation.
Bex: Hey Lizzie!
Liz: Hello Bex.
Bex: Listen, I need you to steal a flower so that we can conduct an experiment to see if Jonas likes you.
Eloquently put Baxter. *Smirks* Ow! Gallagher Girl!
Thank you Cammie. Returning to the conversation.
Liz: Are you insane? Do you even want to know what'll happen if Madame Dabney finds out?
Bex: Lizzie, it's one flower. Besides, the experiment is Macey-approved.
Liz: .... What'll you do if I say no?
Bex: Melt your laptop in a tub of acid.
Liz: Fine. I'll do it.
Bex: That's the spirit Lizzie! (Runs away quickly.)
Conclusion: Subject A has been swayed.
End of Sub Mission Report 1
Sub Mission Report 2 by Adonis
Objective: The same as Bex, only with Jonas, not Liz.
Adonis approaches the subject.
Grant: Hey Jonas. You need to steal a flower so that we can see if Liz likes you.
Jonas: (Not looking up from his flower, by the way. How rude?!) Grant.... Did you take something you weren't supposed to?
Grant: No.... HEY! But, I'm serious.
Jonas: I'm sure you are. Now go away, before I melt you in a tub of acid.
Grant: Okay.... Scary....
Conclusion: Jonas is scary. But atleast I tried.
You mean he didn't even do the experiment? Grant, you idiot!
Noo! Someone, help mee!
Mission report taken over by Agent Goode
Liz was leaning against the brick wall, nervously looking at the flower that she was tearing apart. On the last petal, she whispered, "Loves Me"
At that moment, Jonas turns the corner.
Jonas: Hey Lizzie?
Liz: H-Hi Jonas!
Jonas: :Lizzie, will you be my girlfriend?
Liz: Yes!
Conclusion: The Subjects are very much in love.
Well, that was abrupt.
Well, it's not like the mission was important to National Security.
Of course it was. Liz might not have known Jonas liked her, and as time goes on, she'll be upset, and will mis-read a message from Russia that says that they are going to blow up half of America. So then half of America would be blown up, and we'd all be dead.
You're one whacked up chick McHenry, you know that?