Instructions: Randomly type in a few letters. Choose the first spelling suggestion that appears. Write an exactly 100-word-story (no more, no less) about the new word.
Bsdhf
Bash
"The Basher is on the loose! He's like the Hash Slinging Slasher, only he bashes!" Becky ran to the police. "The Basher is going to bash me!" The police turned into the Poltergeist clown doll. Becky thought it was the Basher. So she bashed it. It died. Woot. She ran up to a fire hydrant screaming, "Don't just stand there! The Basher is coming!" The fire hydrant didn't move, so she bashed it. She bashed a trillion more people just for the heck of it. Then she realized that SHE was the Basher! So she bashed everyone in the universe.