Don't hate me I want to write another fan fiction before finishing the other 2 yeah I know CORTEZ WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU actually my names matt so yeah call me that when you message me the hate but it's like when an idea pops in your head you just got to JUMP RIGHT INTO IT BEFORE IT VANISHES so yeah this is my story fan fiction number 5 nothing to do with the others an entire story and it's a stendy straight fiction which has a huge question…
This is the story of Wendy testaburger and her boyfriend Stan there in high school junior year and Wendy wants to spice up the sex life so she asks Stan for a 3 way…with Kyle what happens next is going to be insane
Chapter 1 2 guys 1 girl
Rated M for language and sex
Lemon warning
Disclaimer no character is original it is all south park I do not own them thank the creators for that right
Wendy's P.O.V
"I'm going to ask him I have to ask him if I don't ask him then I will lose him I love him and I want him to love me oh my fucking god uggh keep it together girl you can do this breath in…breath out ok here we go"
End of P.O.V
Stan asked Wendy
Hey said Stan
This weekend I'm going to be alone said Wendy
Uhhhh really ok I can't wait you want me to bring some money for pizza after said Stan
Duh its tradition but I want to do something different you know to make it interesting said Wendy
Oh uh what said Stan….not whips and chains right
Oh no no I kind of want
"Wendy breathed in heavy knowing what the question would freak Stan out I mean what would he say"
A 3 way said Wendy
….uh ok what is Bebe coming over too I mean she did just get into a breakup said Stan
No not Bebe I mean yeah it would be better then another girl but no I want another guy said Wendy
No Wendy I think that counts as cheating I don't trust any guy inside you and you know that said Stan
You don't trust anyone said Wendy
Well I mean yeah maybe 1 or 2 guys but I don't think you want Kenny in you said Stan
…..what about Kyle said Wendy
"Stan's eyes widened at the thought of his best friend naked right next to him screwing his girlfriend he got nervous"
I mean it wouldn't hurt said Stan
Really said Wendy existed
I didn't say yes yelled Stan
Oh please please I will let you choice the position I know how much you wanted to try anal said Wendy
"A couple walked by and started to giggle"
Sorry said Wendy blushing
Really said Stan
Yeah mu butt is your said Wendy
…..i want to go more than 1 round said Stan
Oh in my ass I hear that can cause evacuation there if you disturb it too much said Wendy
No once in your ass once in you pussy I want to enjoy you and only you at least once said Stan
Damn 3 times I will be fucked 2 from you 1 from Kyle that will cost you said Wendy
Fine whatever do we have a deal said Stan
Deal said Wendy you tell Kyle and I will meet you Friday Oh and remember we are vegetarians so make sure the other pizza is meat lovers for Kyle said Wendy
Ah minus bacon and ham said Stan
Yeah I forgot said Wendy
"the couple kissed and separated to their respectable classes Stan sat next to Kyle in his 3rd class on A days and they are used to passing notes plus Wendy wasn't in that class with them"
Note 1
Hey Kyle Wendy asked me to ask you something
Stan passes note to Kyle
Kyle reads with a curious look and writes one back
Sure man what's up?
Kyle gives to Stan who reads is
Stan breaths in nervously but sucks it up and write
Wendy wants a 3 way with you involved
Stan passes note to Kyle
Kyle's eyes open wide and is kind of shocked but writes back
Dude are you ok with this I mean it's your girlfriend would you really be ok with me fucking her
Kyles passes note to Stan
Stan writes a new note
Yeah man better you then token I know your dick size
Stan passes note to Kyle
Kyle giggles to self and writes back
Ok man I'm in what do I do
Kyles passes note to Stan
Stan writes new note passes to Kyle when the teacher yelled
Ok Kyle sense you like getting note maybe you would like to share to the class
Oh shit whispered Kyle
Its cool said Stan I didn't put a name ok just read it
"Kyle walks up to the class room and reads the note out loud
All you have to do is fuck her in her pussy and make it good so she enjoys it said Kyle out loud
"Kyle blushes"
"The classroom screams with laughter and some of the guys ask who she is but Kyle kept his mouth shut"
Damn it Mr. Brofloski if you interrupt my classroom again you will get detention said the teacher
Deal said Kyle
"Kyle walked back to his seat and whispered"
Ok asshole when we do this asked Kyle
This Friday oh and pizza after I know how much you like meat said Stan
Yeah big long meat whispered cartmen
Shut up fat ass how much did you hear asked Kyle?
Dude all I heard was a pizza party with Stan this weekend and I want in too said cartmen
No way had dude you will eat the whole damn thing here is 10 bucks buy your own pizza said Stan
Sweet said cartmen
"Class ended and the rest of the week went by extremely fast so fast that Kyle got nervous but Stan explained that no matter what they would remain friends and that he is doing this cause he trusts him Kyle agreed and they both walked to Wendy's house which her parents were just now leaving"
Cutting it a little close said Wendy
Dude what's wrong said Stan
Nothing just my parents might come back because they might have forgotten something said Wendy
"Right when Wendy said that the car turned around and Wendy's mom came back in the house and saw Stan and Kyle"
Hi boys what's up said Mrs. Testaburger
Oh nothing just walking around the neighborhood and wanted to know if Wendy can hang out at the mall said Kyle
Well sure but she needs to lock up extra tight cause she will be alone all weekend said Mrs. Testaburger
Damn it don't tell her boyfriend that said Mr. Testaburger
Don't worry sir I would never do anything to your daughter said Stan
Nice try Wendy told me about 2 years ago said Mr. Testaburger
…..and I'm sorry about that said Stan
Look son I trust you ok but please don't hurt her said Mr. Testaburger
I will make sure he doesn't said Kyle
Good at least the gay kid understands said Mr. Testaburger
"Wendy's parents then leaves the premises and speeds off"
Ha I didn't know you were gay bro said Stan
I'm not gay man…..I'm BI sexual said Kyle
Oh right said Stan
Oh this just got interesting said Wendy to herself
"They all 3 went into Wendy's house upstairs in her room"
Ok boys let's get started said Wendy
Wait I thought food was first asked Kyle
Nah me and Wendy get intimate first then we chow down…..mostly naked in fact one time afterward Wendy dared me to answer the door in the buff and a hot lady was there said Stan
Ha said Kyle
I thought it was a guy and he got weirded out said Wendy
Nah dyke said Stan
Oh well boys before you get this you have to work for it said Wendy
Dude I said not whips and chains said Stan
Dude that sounds fucking crazy said Kyle
Ha ha no said Wendy I mean I want you to turn me on said Wendy
…..what said Stan?
"Kyle got really hot he knew exactly what she wanted and surprisingly…he wanted to do it"
I want you 2 to make out for a total of 5 mins said Wendy
Uhhhh said Stan
"Gulp" Kyle was nervous
Yep said Wendy
Uggh ok said Stan looking at Kyle slowly moving in for the first kiss
WAIT yelled Wendy
What said Stan?
Undress each other down to your boxers said Wendy turned on because she was in charge
Stans Mind
"Great I have to strip down my best friend fuck ok you can do this"
Stans P.O.V
I grabbed Kyles shirt and lifted it up over his head while Kyle pulls my pants down he definitely has been working out I could tell by his six pack "ah shit am I enjoying this o well I guess were all a little gay" I then pulled down Kyles pants but he had briefs on…..and had a boner "typical Kyle has to be kind of gay oh well I can ignore it for a good 5 mins but Wendy is going to get it hard in her ass for sure" I reached in and locked lips with Kyles it felt weird lie rough and scratchy and Kyle was wrapping his tongue around mine and licking it I guess one of us has to enjoy it but it's not me "ok maybe a little I do have an rejection right now but that's for Wendy" the 5 mins went by quick and Wendy was in her under wear by now I whispered to Kyle
Ok her turn remember you get the front only once ok I said
Yeah I understand said Kyle
We both dropped our underwear at the same time and Wendy was amazed how big we were and she let us remove her underwear I bit into her neck while I undid her bra she wasn't the biggest breasted girl in school in fact bebes boobs are way bigger but Wendy's C cups are sexy and I love licking her nipples Kyle on the other hand was eating her out "damn he did something vie been afraid to do ever sense me and Wendy started having sex….eating the pussy" I bent her down while she positioned herself on top of Kyle and we went to work"
End of P.O.V
Wendy moaned as the dicks entered and exited her clitoris and rectum
OH GOD OH GOD yelled Wendy
She felt pain in both areas and loved every second of it she kissed Kyle on the lips after she got promotion from Stan and she played a game of tongue wrestling and Stan jizzed into her asshole it felt warm and juicy and she screamed…..
OH YES
"Wendy had her first anal orgasm and loved it"
Then Kyle came into Wendy he got pissed because he didn't last long but Kyle was still a virgin he was happy that he didn't pre ejaculate
"Then Stan Kyle and Wendy all took a break and talked"
Damn said Wendy
Holy shit said Stan
Hey Stan come here a sec said Kyle
"Stan looked at Kyle and got a little jizz in his face"
DUDE SICK said Stan
Ha ha said Kyle
Wow even during sex boys are immature oh Stan let me wipe that off said Wendy
"She came over and licked the jizz off of Stan"
Damn said Kyle
"After a good 10 mins Stan ordered the pizza"
Yes can I get a large veggie lovers pizza and a medium pizza with pepperoni and ground beef said Stan
Medium is good for you right asked Stan
Yeah bro said Kyle
Ok thanks said Stan
They will be 20 mins said Stan
Oh well then I'm sure you have time for round 2 said Wendy
Dude I'm done said Kyle
No dude you get 1 I get her now you can watch said Stan
Stan kissed his girlfriend and put his dick in her pussy and pounded her pussy over and over
OH FUCK ME STAN FUCK ME yelled Wendy
Dude is she always like this asked Kyle
Stan ignored him and went back to the sex
Wendy dug her nails into Stans back
HARDER HARDER FUCK ME HARDER yelled Wendy
Yeah Stan come on this is better than any porno I have ever seen said Kyle
SHU…
Stan then came right into Wendy's pussy and the warm jizz made Wendy cum at the same time
Damn Stan that was the best sex ever said Wendy
Was I better then Kyle asked Stan
Yeah said Wendy
Gee thanks said Kyle
Hey it's your first time you were better than Stans first said Wendy
Hey said Stan
"The doorbell rang and Wendy decided to answer the door in the buff"
That will be 35….95
"The 18 year old practically fainted when he saw Wendy butt naked and sweaty"
Authors note/
Ha quick note this sounds like a good rule 34 fan art so yeah
Ok back to the story
What was that asked Wendy
35.95 god damn said the pizza boy
Yeah I have the money but no tip I'm sorry said Wendy in her puppy dog eyes
…its ok I think I've died and gone to heaven your gorgeous said the pizza boy
Aww thanks my boyfriend agrees with me and so does his best friend said Wendy
Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to said the pizza boy
Its ok said Wendy he's not jelly but you will have to leave before he does get jelly said Wendy
Ok by said the pizza boy
"Wendy grabbed the pizza and handed it to the boys"
Ha I bet he had a heart attack said Kyle
I bet you made his night said Stan
He was sweet he said I was pretty said Wendy
Well you are said Kyle
Aww thanks said Wendy kissing him on the lips
Hey said Stan I said once were done ok
Hey easy Stan it was 1 kiss plus were still naked were not done till our cloths come back on said Wendy
Ha yeah when can I put my underwear on cause I'm getting a draft said Kyle
Oh go ahead in fact hand me my underwear in my dresser the pink ones with red flowers on it said Wendy
"Kyle got his underwear on tossed Stan his boxers and handed Wendy her underwear"
Oh and Kyle I heard you got laid tonight said Wendy
Yeah by you said Kyle
Ah no by a girl from north high ok here said Wendy
"Wendy threw him one of her bras and said he could keep it because I was too big for her she never wore it plus he needs a cover story"
Thanks said Kyle
The rest of the night went well the guys got dressed and left Wendy while she called Bebe
Man said Wendy that was fun
Ha I bet it was its not every day you get to fuck 2 guys said Bebe
I know remember not to gossip said Wendy
Girl I know you if you want to keep it on the down low you can said Bebe
Yeah said Wendy
2 months later
Wendy was in a state of panic she didn't know what to do who to call but she grabbed her phone and called Bebe
Bebe meet me at the drug store in 5 mins I need you said Wendy
Ok what's wrong asked Bebe
I will tell you when we get there just run said Wendy
Ok said Bebe
Wendy rushed out of the house ran to the drug store and Bebe was there waiting the drug store was running slow today and the only guy working was a new employee who just moved to south park luck was on Wendy's side the less people who knew the better
Ok what's up Wendy asked Bebe
I need to buy…a Prego test said Wendy
No Wendy no said Bebe starting to cry
Yes Bebe I missed my period again said Wendy
"Wendy went to the section and grabbed the test when her heart stopped right in front of her was Stan and Kenny"
Dude what's going on said Stan
Wendy almost cried when Bebe beat her 2 it
It's for me said Bebe
Oh said Stan I'm sorry
Its ok I'm sure Clyde will make a good father said Bebe
DUDE CLYDE HAD SEX WITH YOU said Stan
One night stand Stan said Bebe
The girls bought the test and ran to bebes house sense no one was home
Hey for shits a giggled let me go first said Bebe
What I thought you were joking said Bebe
No me and Clyde did do it said Bebe
"Bebe went in and came out the test took a minute and came out negative"
Thank god said Bebe
Wendy went next and did the test and came out 1 min later they both went pale….it was positive Wendy was pregnant
NOOOOOOO yelled Wendy who went into tears how could this be yelled Wendy
I'm so sorry said Bebe are you going to tell Stan said Bebe
I have to but I'm too scared said Wendy
I finally got him to notice me more and you saw his face earlier right now I want to wait a month to tell him said Wendy
Well there is option B said Bebe
No said Wendy
Ok said Bebe I can't believe Stans going to be a father said Bebe
…it might be Kyles said Wendy
Bebe froze
Oh shit I forgot the 3 way this is going to be crazy said Bebe
I know said Wendy
…what's going to happen next asked Bebe
I don't know said Wendy
END OF CHAPTER
End summery
I hope you enjoyed that I want feedback now this story is going to need feedback place your bets is it stans baby or Kyles GO GO GO
AUTHORS NOTE
I wanted to write this story before then the style fiction. I read the other over and I agree….it sucks ass I'm not good at gay fiction but I'm still going to end it and the FROM HELL AND BACK AGAIN will continue but not for a while I need my team of monkeys to assist me so yeah I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it and I'm going to make it at least 8 chapters so yeah I need reviews