Based on Stick of Truth.

A beautiful day in the town of South Park. It was a small mountain town and in a purple house a kid is looking out of the window. "Man I can't wait to go out there and make some friends." The kid says. His parents then come into the room and his father speaks. "Hey son how do you like you're new room?"

"It's great." The boy replied.

"That's great." His father said.

"So Calvin what are you gonna do?" His mom asked.

"Gonna go outside and make friends." Calvin replied.

Calvin smiles and walks past his parents and goes out of the door. He has a green shirt with blue pants and red shoes. He walks on the sidewalk and sees a blonde boy.

"Hello you must be new here." The boy said.

"Yep. My name is Calvin." Calvin replied.

"Well I'm Butters and I'm from the KKK." Butters says.

"KKK?" Calvin asked.

"Follow me." Butters said.

The two boys end up in a backyard and Calvin looks around.

"Come on I'll show you the Wizard King." Butters said

Butters takes Calvin into what is supposed to look like a castle and they see a fat boy.

"Hey Wizard King. I bring a new member to our kingdom." Butters said.

"Hello there I am Eric Cartman but call me the Wizard King. Anyway what is your name?"

"My Name is Calvin." Calvin says.

"Okay so choose one of the four classes: Fighter, Mage, Thief or Jew?" Cartman asked.

"I choose Fighter."'Calvin says

"Alright your first mission is to get some data on those elves." Cartman says. "Have Butters and Bobby go with you."

"Will do." Calvin says

Butters and Bobby come up to Calvin.

"Alright you ready to go?" Bobby asked.

"Yeah." Calvin replied.

The boys are walking along the side walk.

"Okay you guys know the plan?" Bobby asked.

"Yeah get data on the elves." Butters says.

"Yes and for that we will destroy them and I will get my girl." Bobby says.

"You're girl?" Calvin asked.

"I'll explain later." Bobby says. "But for right now I think I should recruit someone."

"Who would that be?" Calvin asked.

"Somone who has saved our land a couple weeks back." Bobby says.

"You don't mean?!" Butters yelled in shock.

Bobby nodded his head.

"Yes Butters. I'm talking about King Douchebag."

So yeah. I only own my ocs Bobby, Calvin, and N who will appear later in the story.