In Which Sirius Black Writes a Story
DISCLAIMER,
OR
IT BELONGS TO JKR, DON'T SUE ME.
Before I begin to actually "disclaim" this story and describe my reasons for doing so, I would like to warn you that coarse language may be used. I will rate it T (I rate all my stories T anyway) but the language may be considered to be stronger than T. I would not like to rate this story M because there are no adult themes (well, there will be minor suggestions of such, naturally; it's me writing for Sirius, after all), and I do not feel as if it is fair to me or the readers to mislead people by rating this story M. However, I also do not consider it fair that you should go into this story thinking there will only be mild coarse language, when, really, it could get much worse. You have been warned. Let's move on.
I would like this fanfiction story to be formatted in such a way that the reader actually feels as if they are reading a book, one by Sirius Black. Therefore, I would like to begin this story with a disclaimer that applies to all the following chapters, instead of disclaiming each chapter individually at the beginning of the chapter. Also, to further enhance the feel of this story as a story, I will not be writing author's notes at the beginning/end of each chapter. Everything will be dealt with either at the end, or with chapters titled "Author's Note" or "AN" or the like.
So, once again, I own nothing, and please review! Enjoy the following story, which is the work of Sirius Black (who is, in turn, the work of JKR).
Title Page:
Losing Pride and Prejudice
by Sirius Black