DISCLAIMER: I do not have ownership of Fullmetal Alchemist. SO TRY TO SUE ME NOW!
In a random alley in Amestris, an empty suit of armor was franticly looking through a crowd of people. Why in the world should a suit of armor even be able to move let alone talk you ask?
Shame on you for not reading the manga…
Any who, the suit of armor, or what we love to call him Alphonse Elric was searching through a crowed of people when a shout rose above the hustle and bustle of the people.
"AL!! AH SHIT HELP!"
Alphonse sighed in relief as he finally gained sight of a familiar red coat.
"Ni-san where have you-"
"…"
"…"
"Ni-san" asked Al patiently "Why is there someone hugging you?"
Indeed, there was a girl who was currently crushing our poor favorite chibi to death.
DAMMIT GET OFF ALREADY! Roared Edward Elric.
The strange girl looked at Ed strangely. "Never!" she cried "Hugging is not a sin! Especially when they turn blue and start convulsing, cause then it gets fun!
Silence that was so awkward filled the area after that proclamation even the authoress couldn't quite explain it in writing.
Alas, knowing our dear logic loving shorty it was not to last long.
"THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!!! And why do I have to be the victim?" sobbed a very much defeated Ed.
"Cause' you're so cute!" replied the girl.
Al felt very confused at that moment. Suddenly an imaginary light bulb went off in his head. "Ah! Ni-san finally found a love life!" exclaimed Al! "Congrats I'll leave you two love birds alone." And he ran of giggling in a very disturbing way, scaring many children as he did so.
"…NO! AL! IT"S NOT LIKE THAT!" yelled Ed for the umpteenth time. Yes poor Ed's throat was getting very sore.
"BWAHAHA! YOUR ALL MINE CHIBI!"