A/N: Yeah... so my biology professor was giving us a chemistry lecture... And this just kinda popped up. Hope you like it!
Like any normal kid, Alex Rider was sitting in Chemistry class when he received a text. Unlike the normal kids, the text contained a message of emergency from MI6. More specifically, it was from Mr. Blunt.
Alex. Emergency. Please report to R&G ASAP. Blunt.
Annoyed, Alex (surreptitiously) replied, I'm in class. After school?
Now. I don't care how you get out. Use your imagination.
Alex smirked. Blunt didn't know what he was asking for.
"Ma'am?" he raised his hand innocently, interrupting his professor's lecture on molecules.
She subtly rolled her eyes. "Yes, Mr. Rider?"
Alex stood up and began to make his way to the front of the class. "I've realised that my recent absences have been a mystery to everyone lately, so I want you to know exactly where I've been."
He turned to the class. "I know that we've told you that I've been sick a lot since my uncle died. Most of you think I'm a drug dealer, or something similarly ridiculous. But the truth is… that I'm a spy. My name is not Alex Rider. The name's Bond. Hydrogen Bond. My boss hath summoned me now, and I must depart. Farewell."
And thus, with his class staring open mouthed, he left the classroom. Behind him, he could clearly hear the teacher mutter, "He really is on drugs…"
A/N: This is another I've managed to not quite get to my liking... but hopefully you enjoyed it! This is the start of my Daydream Drabbles! Welcome!
P.S. I can't get better if you don't review!