Me Princess Bula

Me Princess Bula

***Author's Note*** Thanks to Ryuu-sama for helping me out with this one!

Time scale:

Hour: Year

Cycle: Day

Second: Hour

Nano: Second

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Princess Bula: Me Princess Bula. This my story. This my life. I tell this to Andi and she write down. I no good at writing. So here Andi.

Andi: Thank you Princess Bula. It was nice of you to let me interview you.

Princess Bula: It ok. Me happy to help. What first question?

Andi: Where and when were you born?

Princess Bula: Born system Il Literate 'bout twenty hour ago.

Andi: What were your parent's names?

Princess Bula: Father name Don Understand and mother name Ri Aldum.

Andi: What was your life like when you were with your family?

Princess Bula: Life fun with family. I like family. Went on walks 'round Il Literate. Laughed a lot. I like laughing, it fun. Me miss family, they all gone now. I dun know where they go.

Andi: That sounds really nice. Your family sounds like it really got along well. I'm so sorry you don't know what happened to them. It's really quite depressing. It's always sad when somebody loses a member or members of their family. How did you become a member of the crew of the Saucy Mare?

Princess Bula: One day I go home and nobody there. Nobody there! Nobody ever come home, I scared. Then I angry. I very angry. I never been so angry in all life. I upset too. I cry and cry and cry but it no bring family home. I still miss family. I wish family would come home soon. But I know never see family again. So ran 'round Il Literate and destroyed everything. Anyone came near me, I hurt them. It their fault. They took family. Where family? I frightened. Then binome come to me, didn't see him 'til he talk. He say, "You iss strong and want you on crew." I asked, "What crew?" He say, "Crew of saucy mare." I say "What that?". He say, "It my boat." I say, "I like boat I come with you." Maybe on boat I could find family. I very sad for my family. I wanted family back. I missed them. Maybe could find killer if they were killed. Or kidnapper. It a crime. It a terrible crime. My poor fam'ly lost an' I didn' know where to find.

Andi: You poor thing. I miss your family now! That's a heart-wrenching tale. I really do hope that one day you're able to find your family and be happy like you were before. I trust the crew of the Saucy Mare were good to you? What was it like on the Saucy Mare?

Princess Bula: It fun. Crew started calling me Princess. I special. They said I nice. I say they nice too. We have good fun. I help cook and hurt bad guys.

Andi: What was your reaction when you first met Bob?

Princess Bula: Bob bad, Bob get put down in Brig cause Bob might ruin plans. Misser Chrissopher say no profit if Bob stop us. Me sad when Bob fooled us and 'scaped.

Andi: Well it did turn out well. Dot helped Captain Capacitor increase his profit. They formed a lasting friendship. Now what about when you met Matrix?

Princess Bula: He cute. Me like Matrix, he very cute. Me say, "You cute" when saw him first time.

Andi: Yes, he is, isn't he. Do you plan to stay in Mainframe?

Princess Bula: I go where captain goes. If Capacitor stay here then I stay here but if he leave I go too. He help me and I owe him.

Andi: Do you have any final comments before we end the interview?

Princess Bula: Me Princess Bula, me strong. Me crush all of you if you is not nice!

Andi: (Looks around nervously) Umm… thank you for your time, Princess Bula. It's been a pleasure having you on "When Andi Talks". (Backs away) I'm going to leave now… You can stay if you want… or you can wreck havoc on the set. Whatever you want. (Turns quickly and runs away).