Flames of Desire: A Completely Inappropriate FMA Yaoi
Starring: Colonel Roy Mustang
Co-Starring: Brigadier General Maes Hughes, 2nd Lieutenant Jean Havoc
With appearances by: Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, 2nd Lt. Heymans Breda, Warrant Officer Vato Falman, Sergeant Major Kain Fuery, Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye, Winry Rockbell, Major Armstrong (barely lol)
Takes place: At no REAL point in time during either series…I guess you could say it takes place just before the death of Lust in Brotherhood, but BG Hughes is still very much alive (cuz, let's face it, it'd be weird if he wasn't in this this story's case)
Notes from RenaiPink: I did my best to keep all the characters in, well, character. I have watched both FMA and FMA: Brotherhood, but I am by no means an FMA-ologist, so if you notice weird things that don't really fit with the story, don't let it bother you too much. We all know why I wrote this and we all know why you're reading it (I think) Anyway, constructive criticism is always appreciated! I want to give a special shout-out to my Beta, RenaiBlue~
Chapter 1: "The color his cheeks tint just before his eyes close."
"I can't believe I left my cigarettes in my desk," 2nd Lieutenant Jean Havoc grumbled to himself as he walked back down the long hallway to his superior's office. "Man, I really need a smoke."
"Damn it, Hughes," a voice came from the office Havoc was heading for.
"Oh, the Colonel is working late," the blonde thought and continued walking toward the office and his precious nicotine goodness.
"I'm telling you, Roy, you've really got to relax more," came a second voice.
"That sounds like Brigadier General Hughes," Havoc furrowed his brow. "His office is on the other side of Central, what's he doing here?"
"And you seem to have nothing to do, but help me relax, is that it?" came the Colonel's annoyed response.
"Geez, for the Flame Alchemist, you sure are cold," Hughes replied and Havoc could almost see the man's smirk in his voice. Cigarettes forgotten and curiosity getting the better of him, 2nd Lieutenant Jean Havoc walked closer to the partially closed office door and snuck a peek at what his superior officers were doing after hours.
"You never get any, that's probably why you're in such a damnable mood all the time," Hughes smirked as he sandwiched Colonel Mustang between himself and the Colonel's desk. "That's why it's my right, no, my duty as your best friend to ease some of your stress," he nearly purred. Havoc's jaw nearly dropped to the floor at what he saw next. The Brigadier General reached a hand behind the Colonel and cupped his ass and, instead of burning him to a pile of ash, the Colonel let out a breathy moan.
"How does your Gracia feel about all this?" Mustang asked, his face remaining stoic.
"She understands that I get in the most trouble helping others," Hughes grinned and leaned down, pulling the Colonel's uniform jacket open and kissing a hot path down the white button up shirt until he reached his goal. "It's been awhile, hasn't it?"
"Shut up," Mustang looked down and to the side, not daring to meet his friend's gaze up at him, a light pink tinting his cheeks.
"I don't judge," Hughes smiled then unbuttoned and unzipped the Colonel's pants in one motion. "I'm just here to help," and with that, the Brigadier General took his friend into his mouth.
"Haaah…" the Colonel let out a shaky breath and closed his eyes, the tint on his cheeks darkening in hue. "Maes…"
Now, at this point, 2nd Lieutenant Jean Havoc knew he should have gotten the hell out of there. Of course, his brain was not communicating with his legs, so he remained. The odd part was, he wasn't staring at what the General was doing to his superior officer's nether regions, but, instead, the blonde couldn't take his eyes away from the Colonel's face. Every breath, every moan and even the slightest twitch of an eyebrow was mesmerizing to him.
Suddenly, the Colonel's eyes opened slightly, his face now completely pink, and he let out a shaking, but very final moan as his eyes squeezed shut. Havoc had just watched his boss be pleasured to the point of release. And the blonde could not get that image out of his mind. Of course, at this moment, his brain finally made a connection with his legs and he was down the hallway and back outside before he realized it; the image of Roy Mustang's pleasure-filled face still in his mind's eye.
"Wow, you were stressed, weren't you?" Hughes asked as he zipped his friend's pants back up and patted the fly.
"Shut up, Hughes," the Colonel growled and didn't meet his eyes.
"A 'thank you' would have been nice," the Brigadier General closed his eyes and lifted his hands in the air. "Sorry for making you feel good, Roy." The Colonel said nothing. "Please excuse me for making you cum, Colonel," the General said, a little louder, which caused Mustang to meet his eyes.
"Shut up, will you?" Mustang growled again, but this time a blush stained his cheeks.
"I'll see you later, Roy," Hughes chuckled and waved as he walked out of the office, but before he disappeared, he poked his head back in, "With all that stress, you'd better hurry up and get yourself a wife!" he shouted and ducked back out just before a well-aimed wall of flame scorched the door where his head had been only a second earlier.
"Bastard," Mustang glared and walked back over to his desk.
Okay, so what did you all think? I wrote this 6 months ago, but I finally got the courage to upload it. I know that FMA is very popular and I don't want to do any of the characters any dishonor. I have the next few chapters written, but I'm going to have my Beta, RenaiBlue-chan, take a look at them again before I upload. Let me know what you think?
Oh, also, HavocxMustang is the main pairing, but...well, I had to have a little fun, ne? Just wait until the Elrics show up! (no, nothing pervy happens to them...exactly...)