Leon's Guide to surviving Women.

Lesson One- Understanding the minds of the beast...we mean women.

As we walk into a room, we see Leon S. Kennedy and Claire Redfield standing, looking very odd. Tho it's just Claire that has the odd look on her face. Leon on the other hand, has a big smile on his face.

"Hello and welcome, I'm Leon and this is my sweet vict...I mean sub...volunteer Claire Redfield!" Leon pats her on the back.

"What's going on Leon?" Claire begins to look nervous and very scared.

"I'm glad you asked Claire." He snaps his fingers and two men, all dressed in black come out and start dragging Claire away. As she kicks and screams.

"I'm gonna KILL you Leon!" Was the last thing Claire gets out before she disappears.

"Now the fun can begin." Leon makes an attempt at an evil laugh, but ends up choking on air.

As this happens Leon points to the TV in front of him and turns on by magic.

Claire's first test!

After being pushed around, Claire finds herself in a big room, with what looks like something crawling all over the walls. Slowly walking over to them, she starts freaking out when she sees that they are in fact covered from floor to ceiling with leeches.

"I really hate you Leon!" Claire cries out as she looks at the ceiling and finds more.

Unable to move, Claire tries to understand what is going on, tho nothing at first comes to mind. She doesn't understand why Leon is doing this to her. She's been a good girlfriend to him. And then it hits her.

Back to Leon!

As Leon watches Claire freak out about the leech room, we see two new people beside him. Looking closely we see none other than Billy Coen and Rebecca Chambers. And yes, Rebecca looks as tho she's going to be sick.

"Oh, you're back. I thought I would bring my dear friend Billy here, along with his girlfriend Becca." Leon points to them.

"Thanks for having me here Leon." Billy says with a big smile, as the same men in black that took Claire away, come for Rebecca.

"BILLY!" Rebecca screams as she disappears.

"It's for the best Becca. I love you!" Billy yells out, but it's too late. "So what's up Leon?"

Turning to Leon we see him yet again trying an evil laugh. "Umm just watch the TV and all will be revealed."

Doing as he's told, Billy looks at the TV just as Rebecca enters the room with Claire.

Back to the Leech Room!

As the two girls scream their heads off, some of the leeches have decided to drop on the girls backs, which causes them to scream louder, and freak out. Attempting to calm down, Claire gets all the leeches off of Rebecca's back, and then she does the same for Claire.

"Why are the guys doing this to us?" Rebecca asks as she moves around the room, trying to avoid the falling leeches.

"I believe they are doing this, cause of the test that we put them through." Claire says as a big leech lands on her head.

Slapping it off Rebecca looks around the room for some kind of clue as to what they are suppose to do here. And soon enough, she finds it.

Welcome to the girlfriend test. Here you will have to answer

questions about me, your boyfriend. There is only two questions

so answer them quick before the leeches take over the room.

Taking a look at the leeches, the girls realize that there are more of them, than when they first entered the room. continuing to read the note, they try to find the two questions that they have to answer, but for some reason, the leeches are covering it.

"You move them Claire." Rebecca says as she backs away from the note.

"Oh no, you do it." Claire says doing the same.

As this goes on, the girls fail to notice just how many leeches are in the room. Until several of them fall at the same time, on top of the girls. Screaming to high heaven, the girls just run around the room, as if they were chickens with their heads cut off.

To be continued.

I'm really sorry for the small chapter, but I just wanted to see what you thought about it. I'm starting this, cause I pretty much ran out of ideas for Claire's guide to surviving me. Tho there is still one more chapter I need to post. So please R&R thank you!