Gundam Boys In Drivers Ed
By: Elderith
**Note: I am not responsible for any loss
of brain cells or sanity during reading this fic. Read at your own risk...*
The G-boys walk up to a building with a
sign - "Jordan Driving School"
Heero: I am not doing
this.
Wufei: It's the only
way we could shut him up.
Duo: *bouncing in the background screaming*
I'm gonna drive! I'm gonna drive! I'm gonna...
Trowa:
*Thwap! Hit Duo upside the head*
I am not in his car.
The G-boys (with one slightly dizzy Duo)
make their way inside.
Odd looking man (OLM):
*shaking* Not more... students..
Secretary: The two... Quatre, Wufei... will
be with him. *points to a small man (SM) in a corner, also shaking* The others
of you are with this guy *points to OLM*
Heero + Trowa: Dang it!
Duo: *sweatdrop* What? I'm a good driver! *starts singing again*
Heero: *DEATH GLARE* Imahitotsu waado ando
Omae o korosu, minasan!
G-boys: *silence!*
Everyone heads to the cars. OLM and SM hobble to the cars and sit
reluctantly into the passenger seats of the two cars.
Trowa: *sits in his
car* grabs the keys.
Heero and Duo: *get in
car*
Heero: *points at Duo* As far into the
corner as you go.
Duo: *pouts* I wanna drive! I wanna drive! *pulls out a gun* Let me
drive!
Heero: *pulls out his gun, points at Duo's
head* Shimekiru baka.
Duo: *leans back* Okay,
but I get to drive next.
Trowa: Drives off relatively slow yet
expertly away from the building, the OLM seems to relax
(In Quatre's car)
SM: Why... d... don't
you... d... drive...?
Quatre: *shrugs*
Alright
Wufei: *glares* I'm older! This is Dishonor! *turns to SM* Make a note
of this! Dishonor to you! Dishonor to your cow! Dishonor to your Sandrock...
Quatre: *shakes head* Wufei, have you been
watching Mulan again?
Wufei: *shocked* ye... I mean no! Such a stupid movie! Those such as I would never watch something
so immature!
Quatre: *sighs and
drives off*
(Back in Trowa's car)
Duo: *screaming* I WANNA DRIVE!! MY TURN!!!!
TROWA YOU STINK AT THIS! MY
GRANDMA COULD DRIVE FASTER! FORGET
THAT! MY DEAD SECOND COUSIN'S GRANDMA'S
ROOMMATE COULD DRIVE FASTER!
Trowa: Hit him or something Heero! For the sake of humanity!
Heero: I am not getting
anywhere close to... that.
OLM: *screams* STOP THE
CAR!
Trowa: *Slams on
breaks*
Duo: *Flys and smashes
into windshield*
Trowa + Heero:
*sweatdrop*
OLM: Switch with Duo,
uh... Trowa.
Heero + Trowa: No! You have no idea what you are doing.
Duo: *peels off of
windshield* Driving? Me?
Heero: *reaches for
door* I'm out!
*Doors are locked*
Duo: *laughs evilly
from the driver's seat*
Trowa + Heero: *shrink into the seats and
pull their seat belts really, REALLY tight.
Duo: *yells* WOOOOOO-HOOOOOO! *as he slams
the accelerator to the floor*
Car: *lunges forward,
flying down the street.*
OLM: NO! WATCH OU...!
Trowa: There went the
mailbox...
OLM: DUO!
Heero: There went some
old lady and a carriage.
OLM: STOP IT!
Duo: *pumps break, no
effect*
Trowa: *yells*
Crap! There went the breaks!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *as they fly,
with no control through downtown Tokyo*
(Back in Quatre's car)
Wufei: *sleeping*
SM: You can go faster
Quatre.
Quatre: *gritting teeth and holding the
wheel in a death grip* Must... not... crash...
Wufei: *glances up... eyes get wide...
yells* Quatre watch out! It's Duo!
*Duo's car crashes into Quatre's... the
cars don't stop. Duo's car pushes the
other at least half a mile before screeching to a sudden stop as Quatre's
slides a while more*
Duo: *amazed* So THAT'S
the break. Nowwwww I get it!
Heero + Trowa + OLM:
*DEATH GLARES, Choice words!*
Duo: *runs from car*
Heero + Trowa + OLM:
*Follow Duo, Heero pulls out gun*
OLM: HEERO! NO!
Heero: What the Hell is wrong with
you? He almost killed us!
OLM: I know, give me the gun. *holds out
hand* I want the first shot...
Author's note:
Hehehe... Sorry, I am in driver's ed right now and
this idea came into my mind. Hope you
liked it. Legally I must now say,
"Unfortunately, I do not own the Gundam boys.
This is a fan-fic. Fiction,
written by fan, inspired by the characters in the show." The story is mine though so no stealing!
Also I don't own Jordan's Driving School or Mulan!
