Hey Upper East Siders, Looks like our favourite It couple, B and N have decided to call it quits - again. I for one, am guessing that by next week they'll be hanging off one another once again. Give me a break, these two are getting boring!

You know you love me!

XOXO Gossip Girl

Chuck Bass slammed his computer shut. He was beyond annoyed at the anonymous bloggers assumption. This time, Blair and Nate's break-up, was different from all the rest, this time the perfect Blair Waldorf had been the one to screw things up. She had lost her virginity to Chuck Bass in the back of his limo, and to top that off had slept with him on her birthday. If Nate found out that Blair had slept with his best friend, he would never take her back. A smile spread across Chuck's handsome features at this prospect. Unfortunately, Nate would definitely not been to keen to stay friends with the person who deflowered his precious Blair. Chuck grimaced, wishing he could go back to being the womanizing bastard he was just a few days ago... but he just couldn't get her out of his head, or those idiotic butterflies out of his stomach. Chuck wished fervently that he had never laid hands on Blair; things were getting much too complicated for Chuck's liking.

Blair was excited. She had invited Serena over, and she knew that they would have a blast talking, laughing and getting mildly drunk on champagne. She and Serena hadn't had any real girl time since Serena had got back from boarding school, so Blair was pumped. Blair knew that something else may have contributed to her dizzily happy mood, but she tried to put Chuck Bass out of her mind, for good.

The elevator door opened, and Serena stepped into the Waldorf penthouse.

'Serena' Blair squealed 'You're here'

'As I said I would be', Serena eyed her friend suspiciously.

'What?"

"You're in a good mood today'

'It happens' Blair laughed at her friends observations.

'Did you and Nate get back together?" Serena asked

'No' Blair's eyes narrowed ' It's just that for once I have no worries, no Nate, no nothing AND I get to spend the day with my BFF' she brightened

'I can hardly believe that I'm responsible for this mood of yours. You're usually only this happy when things go well with a boy' Serena smiled, adding 'Seen Chuck lately?'

Blair was instantly on guard.

'No', Blair kept her voice carefully neutral ' Should I have? I'm not his keeper you know'

Serena sighed. 'Look B, I saw you and Chuck'

Blair's eyes widened innocently 'You saw me and Chuck what?

'On your birthday'

Blair gave no sign that she knew what Serena was talking about.

'You know, getting hot and heavy in the bedroom'

Blair let out a long sigh. Serena knew, and now it was only a matter of time before everyone on the UES found out that she got down and dirty with a Bass.

'I don't even know what I was thinking. I mean to sleep with him once, that could be understandable but twice!'

'Ew! B! You slept with him? I thought you guys were just making out!' Serena's eyes were almost popping out of their sockets

'You know Chuck never just makes out S!' Blair dropped her eyes to the floor, ashamed

And sleeping with Chuck wasn't the worst thing, Blair thought to herself. The worst thing was that Blair could not make herself regret it enough. She should have been cursing Chuck Bass to the pits of Hades, but all she could think about was whether she would ever experience anything like it again.

'Blair! Please tell me that you did not sleep with Chuck! He's disgusting'

'Well, disgusting or not, he is amazing in bed. Although, it shouldn't be so surprising, he gets enough practice!" Blair winked at Serena.

'Blair! stop!! My ears are bleeding' Serena's face was turning a sickly shade of green

'Now you know how I feel, when you and Cabbage Patch practically have sex in the courtyard. It's disgusting!' She scoffed.

'That's different! Dan is sweet while Chuck is... well, Chuck. Anyway, enough about Dan and Chuck. Let's have a drink, I'm hoping to get drunk enough to forget this conversation ever happened!'

Blair giggled, but deep down, she wished she hadn't told S about her lust for Chuck. That was something she should have kept to herself.

Spotted: B helping a wasted S into a cab. Old habits die hard, don't they S? And you were doing so well!

XOXO Gossip Girl

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Somebody was knocking on the door of his suite. Through his drunken stupor, Chuck tried to remember whether he'd ordered room service.

'Chuck! It's me. Let me in man, I can hear you breathing in there'

Chuck opened the door slowly. Nate was the last person he wanted to see.

'Sorry man, but as you can see, I'm a bit... out of it' he finished lamely.

'I can see that. What's wrong? You don't usually get this drunk till after 4:00, and it's only noon.' Nate observed

'Nothing that a couple of girls won't fix'

Well, one girl in particular, but he wasn't about to let that slip to Nate.

'That's my boy' Nate laughed

Chuck had never before noticed how irritating his laugh was.

'So, are you coming to the Waldorf dinner?' Nate asked

'What dinner?'

'You know, the one where Eleanor announces her new deal. You know how our parents all like to show one another up'

'Oh, that dinner' Chuck let out an inward groan. He didn't even know how Blair would react to him, but he could imagine that her reaction couldn't be good. ' Yeah, I don't think I have much choice. I promised my father'

'And Chuck Bass doesn't disappoint'

'That he doesn't' Chuck smiled.

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Blair was busy choosing the perfect outfit for her mother's dinner tonight. If she was going to get back together with Nate, she would have to look perfect. She was stuck between two dresses, a white flowing dress, that was the epitome of innocence and elegance, and a scarlet almost backless dress, that though undeniably still classy and modest, had a sexy edge to it. After hours of deliberation, she finally settled on the red. She felt like a bit of a fake in the white dress as she was far from innocent, thanks to a certain Bass.

Blair made her way down stairs just as the guests were starting to arrive. Serena and her mother were the first to arrive, followed by Nate and his parents and finally by the Devil himself. Blair drew a sharp breath, as she laid eyes on him. He looked handsome as usual, which was an achievement considering he was wearing a hideous red ascot.

By some wicked twist of fate Blair ended up seated between Nate and Chuck. As she attempted to make small talk with Nate, in the hopes of getting him back, she felt a hand run up her thigh. She stole a glance at Nate, but he was preoccupied with his dinner; both hands above the table. She turned to glare at Chuck.

'What do you think you're doing?' she hissed

Chuck merely smiled innocently and continued tracing circles up her thigh.

As furious as she was, she couldn't help melting at his touch.

Blair tried hold onto her thoughts. Maybe this wasn't such a bad thing. She didn't have to date Chuck in order to enjoy his... attentions. And Nate would never find out, Chuck would make sure of that.

She stood up abruptly. 'May I be excused?"

She almost ran upstairs. When she got to her room, she took out her phone and began texting furiously.

Something vibrated in his pocket. He took out his phone.

Meet me upstairs in 5 -B

He smirked. She couldn't even make it through the first course, without having him.

Chuck stood. 'Excuse me, I have to take this call. It's very important, won't be long'

Chuck slipped upstairs, where Blair was already waiting for him.

Before he could even open his mouth to say something smarmy and perverted, her lips were on his. Though surprised at first, he closed his eyes and relaxed into the kiss. It was soft and gentle, yet so sexy that he wanted to throw her down on the bed and ravish her right there and then. Her small hands wrapped tightly around his neck, pulling him closer to her. His hand tore through Blair's luscious chocolate curls, and curled gently around her small waist.

When they broke apart, both flushed and breathless, Chuck smirked 'Waldorf, I didn't know you could move that fast'

Blair flushed, feeling awkward.

'What the hell are we doing, B?' Chuck asked gently.

'I don't know', her lips trembled, ' All I know is that I'm supposed to be with Nate but...'

'He's not half as good a kisser as I am?'

Blair smiled ' That's right, he's got nothing on you Bass'

'So, will this be a regular occurrence?' Chuck asked, slowly tracing her collar bone

'If you're good'

'I thought we'd established that I'm very good'

'You're heinous' she frowned ' but nobody can know about this'

'You secret's safe with me... if you keep being a bad girl that is'

'Get out, Bass!'

'Are you sure you want me to leave?' he asked snarkily

Blair deliberated.

'Maybe later' she answered, pushing him down onto her bed.