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I don't own Naruto.

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Itachi Uchiha, 16 years old, was walking around the Uchiha complex with his little brother Sasuke dangling off of his ponytail smiling.

"Sasuke could you please let go now…" the older Uchiha asked in a calm tone.

"Nope" Sasuke replied happily with his tongue hanging out the side of his mouth trying to look cute. (Yeah picture it and then die of fright)

Itachi sighed and continued walking down the hall when he heard the doorbell ring, he walked to the door and answered it to see the mailman standing before him smiling.

"Hey there Itachi!" the mailman said happily.

"Hn"

"Man! You're really getting taller you know that? I don't remember either of you parents being this tall."

"Do you have any mail for me or not?"

"Ha ha patience is a virtue." he said handing Itachi the mail. "So how tall was the mailman who was here 16 years ago?" he continued laughing.

"Thanks for questioning my mothers fidelity ass…" and with that the Uchiha boy slammed the door into the mailman's face and walked off setting the mail onto a nearby table.

"Sasuke let go of my hair now…"

"Hmm… Okay…"

The two Uchiha boys walked down the hall to the kitchen in relative quiet until Sasuke decided to start asking more questions.

"Itachi?"

"Hn?"

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"A nail polish wearing serial killer…pfft A shinobi what do you think?"

"I don't know… you're always messing with your hair so I thought you might want to be a model or something."

"And what kind of model would I be?"

"A hat model!" Sasuke replied smiling.

"Hn…"

At this time the two had reached the kitchen and Sasuke quickly sat down at the table while Itachi began searching through the cabinets. Finally after 5 minutes he came back to the table and sat down a bowl of Ramen in front of Sasuke and some Onigiri and a tomato on the other side of the table.

"Sasuke I have to go the bathroom. Ill be back in a minute."

"Kay!" Sasuke said smiling, while Itachi left the room.

"Yuck! I hate Ramen!" Sasuke said walking to the other side of the table and devouring the tomato and Onigiri.

"Sasuke! Damn it that was mine!"

"Hey! You're not sposed to curse!" Sasuke chided.

"You ate my food you little twerp!" Itachi yelled before chasing Sasuke around the room.

"Stop running from me!"

"No!"

"I wont hurt you!"

"Then stop chasing me jerk!"

"Why you little brat! Ill kill you!"

"MOM ITACHI CURSE AND SAID HED KILL ME!"

"Wah!?! I did not!" Itachi shouted trying to keep himself out of trouble.

Suddenly Sasuke tripped Itachi and he fell face first into the Ramen bowl ruining his hair. Sasuke stared wide eyed at his brother knowing his hair was his most prized thing, afraid of how he would react.

"My… hair…" Itachi stammered out unable to believe his precious hair had been ruined.

Itachi just stood there hair soaked in Ramen noodles and broth, his left eye twitching.

"Sasuke…"

"Y-yes?"

"Everyone… dies… now…"

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END. Totally pointless I know but that's why I think Itachi went all psycho on his family… Cause' Sasuke ruined his hair. REVIEW Please and thanks for reading. Hey what the hell? there are 5 girls outside with torches and Itachi T-Shirts… OH HELL THERE IN THE HOUSE NOW OH GOOAOHJOKWLKMNDL ……….

Two days after writing this the Author was found dead in the hallway with a note beside him saying this is what would happen to anyone else who ruined Itachi's hair.

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