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Awww, sweet Carly

Hi, guys and chicks.

I'm Sam P and my best friend ever is Carly Shay.

She's awesome. I love the fact that she is so smart, sweet and funny. And let's not forget how sexy she is.

Carly is one hot chick. That is something I know for sure. I've seen her naked many times.

There's no one I trust more than her. She know everything about me and I know everything about her. We're beyond best buddies. I'd say that we're more like sisters. Or maybe friends with benefits would be a more correct term...? I'm not sure.

Anyways...

Me and Carly are always there for each other when needed. I'd take a bullet for Carly any day and I'm sure she'd do the same for me.

Nobody else on the whole planet know me as well as Carly does.

I truly see her as my best friend ever.

Carly is so cool and without her I'd probably be locked up in rehab or even worse 'cause I have certain amounts of anger mangement problems sometimes, even though I hate to admit that.

Carly and I spend a lot of time together and since I've failed to get an apartment of my own, I plan to ask if I can move in with her.

I very much hope that she'll say yes.

Otherwise I will have no place to go.

Carly never hurt anyone and that's very sweet.

Usually I'm badass, but I do have a soft side that I only show to Carly 'cause she is my best buddy.

I love Carly so much and I don't wanna lose her. My life would be no fun without her.

She's the best. I need her to stay cute. I'm pretty sure that I'd become evil if Carly and I weren't friends. Don't take this wrong here. I wanna be good, but sometimes I forget that.

Carly and I are like one united soul. There are times when we almost know what the other is thinking.

Right now she's at work.

Carly has many talents.

She truly is a chick with a lot of cool skills. I've never seen her do such things, but I bet she's very good at licking pussy and sucking dick.

I've touched her boobs once. It was not in a sexual situation though. I was just helping her put a bra on and in typical me style I was a bit clumsy and my hands ended up right on those sweet boobs of hers. I'll never forget that moment.

Sometimes I dream about Carly licking my pussy.

Carly is so much fun.

She bring my life so much sunshine and joy.

Never do I wanna lose her.

Carly is very sweet. She always wanna do the right thing.

And she doesn't break rules.

In every way, she is a good girl.

Carly and I are not really similar. I'm kinda badass, while she's more sweet. Though opposites attract, ya know.

Carly is the perfect friend for me. We provide balance in life for each other...sort of.

I'm so glad that I have Carly in my life.

She's 100 % amazing and I can never repay her for all the good she's done for me.

I love her and there's no doubt about the fact that I'd fight to protect her, if needed. She's my best friend and soul mate.

Oh, yeah!