Just the first thing that popped into my head when I read the prompt word and Ghostey's birthday wish. A little bit of clueless Castiel and annoyed Dean for your pleasure. Hope you like it birthday girl!
"Cas! What the hell…?!"
"You said you wanted a private, quiet place with no people so we could talk. So I brought you here!"
"Well, I didn't mean this."
"It's quiet?"
"Yeah…"
"No one around?"
"But still…"
"It was the most private place I could think of. Did you know that no human has ever been here?"
"Go figure, not exactly a surprise. But I think it's time you brought us back."
"But didn't you want to talk?"
"Yeah, but this place is giving me the creeps."
"But you said somewhere private"
"Yeah, but I didn't mean freaking OUTER SPACE!"
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