Resident Moaner
Annoyance
"Quick, let's get in this conveniently placed house that has no glass in it's windows, but we should be fine. Ashley, run faster!"
Leon and Ashley rush into the house, slamming the door behind them. Luis then enters, looking smug.
"Luis, where have you been? And how did you get here without being mauled?" Luis laughed. "What can I say, the men were too jealous of my charms to attack me, and the women? Well, they were all over me. Luckily for me, none were my type, so I threw them off and ran as fast as I could".
Ashley rolled her eyes at the stranger. She muttered 'vain bastard' and Leon heard it.
"There's no need for that Ash, at least he isn't over here, trying it on. He looks that type. Ahem. Anyway. This is Ashley, the girl I was talking about".
Ashley tilted her head. "Talking about what exactly? Actually, I don't want to know".
Luis smirked. "Ah. I see the presidents equipped his daughter with ballistics".
Ashley's jaw dropped and Leon almost laughed. She gave him a fierce glare and he looked away. "Ugh, how rude! Seriously, fuck you. I only met you like five minutes ago and you say that? What happened to, 'Hi, I'm Luis'? Asshole".
Luis kept his smirk. "Oh, and she has a mouth on her. That's good. I can think of a way to muffle that".
Now Leon laughed, and his cheeks went red. Ashley went to smack him but heard a groaning noise. "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Luis, cut that out! That was disgusting".
The supposed culprit of the noise shook his head. "That wasn't me". He looked out of a window. "Shit, more ganados, and by the looks of it, at least fifty. Anyone got a plan?"
Leon took out his pistol and reloaded it. "Right. There are cupboards, by the windows? Really? Who does that with both windows?...Anyway, Luis and I can push them to cover the windows. The door can have a plank put under the handle. Ashley?"
She looked to him. "Yeah?"
"Hide". She looked around, and upstairs and couldn't find anywhere to hide.
"Erm, Leon? There isn't anywhere to go".
Luis suppressed a snort. "Hah, she's too big to fit anywhere". Now Ashley was mad, the red haze of anger ghosted over her eyes.
"LUIS! Say something like that again, and the virus won't kill you, I will".
Both Leon and Luis burst out in a fit of laughter. When Leon had finally calmed down he replied. "You? With a gun? Sorry Ash, but that would be the funniest thing I have ever seen. I may just die laughing".
Luis nodded in agreement. The ganados were on their way, and now were very close to the house. Two bangs were heard upstairs, and everyone looked up to see the tops of ladders outside the two windows.
Leon cursed. "Ah shit".
Luis seemed calm as he drew his shotgun. "I'll take down here".
Ashley screeched. "Where should I go?" She tugged on Leon's t-shirt.
"LEON!"
Leon held the bridge of his nose, and took a deep breath. "Just get behind me and move when I move, and for the sake of my eardrums...STOP screaming Leon! Unless you are in seriously trouble, then please, just stop".
He took another deep breath, and the door was being banged on loudly. The ganados wanted in the house, and quickly. The men readied themselves and Ashley just panicked.