"Baka!"

A swift kick to the side of his head made the sleeping swordsman hit hard on the side of the crows nest. In a blink the tip of his sword was touching the edge of Sanji's neck.

"What the hell do you think you are doing shit cook?" Zoro said in a pissed off tone.

"You're sleeping again on your watch you shitty marimo..." Sanji blew a stream of smoke out the side of his lips. "Next time i'll throw you over board." He took a step back from zoro's blade and inhaled another puff of smoke.

"Che, wazzint sleeping just resting my eyes." Zoro pulled his blade down from sanji and sheathed it. He stood up from the leaned position he had been in and streached his arms high in the air. Then he turned back to the cook. "Its not even daylight, why are you out here?"

"Some of us have a job to do." Sanji's calm face rose into a big grin, "When i heard you snoring i couldn't help but wake your lazy ass up!"

Zoro never took his serious gaze off of sanji until he walked pasted him and jumped down from the crows nest.

"oi"

Sanji jumped down and followed zoro as he made his way to the kitchen. The Going Mary had a small kitchen but it made due for sanji to work in. Zoro swung open the door and made his way to the fridge.

"oi"

Zoro started to open the door to the fridge when sanji slamed it shut with his foot.

"Shit for brains! You go deaf to?" Sanji scowled as zoro slowly turned to face him. Zoro Scowled back and grabbed the collar of sanji's shirt and pulled him in close.

"Move your damn foot before i move it for you..."

Hereing the challenge and anoyance in zoro's voice sanji leaned in just a little closer and whispered, "Make me."

With that zoro launched forward pounding his head into sanji's and knocking the cook backwards. "What the fuck was that you shitty swordsman!" Sanji grabed his forhead with one hand and started to spin a little to get the momentum for a powerful kick. Zoro saw it coming and drew one of his swords just in time to graple sanji's leg. A sly smile formed across Zoro's face as he pushed away from the cook and swung his sword inward toward sanji's abdomen. Sanji blocked with the heel of his shoe pushing the sword downward and flying in for another kick. Zoro moved to his left, missing the kick only to get sanji's other foot right in his gut.

He stepped back having the wind knocked out of him to catch his breath. Sanji stood a few feet away from him pulling another cigarette out of his front jacket pocket. With practice and grace he flicked his lighter and inhaled, then exhaled a stream of smoke at the swordsman. They stared at each other waiting for any indication that their fight was still happening. Zoro let out a sigh and sheathed his sword.

"Whats for breakfast?"

Sanji almost choked on his cigarette, coughing he looked at zoro as if the man had lost his mind.

"Whhhaaa... ... ... THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY YOU SHITTY MOSSHEAD!"

"Yeah, i'm hungry." Zoro crossed his arms with an amused look on his face.

Sanji on the other hand scowled at zoro and after taking another puff of his cigarette he said "It will be ready when i damn well get it done. Now get out of my kitchen!"

The amused look zoro gave sanji never left his face as he walked passed him toward the door.

"I'm going to take a shower, let me know when i can eat." Zoro said as the door shut behind him.

Sanji clenched his fists walking over to the sink and slamed the cigarette butt down into the ash tray he had on the window seal. "That damn shitty fucking swordsman, what the hell is wrong with him!" Sanji washed his hands and began collecting the ingrediants for a giant stack of pancakes. He knew Luffy would be up soon demanding food and he didnt want to make his beautiful ladies wait for thier most important meal of the day.

XOX

Zoro stode into the small bathroom shutting the door behind him and flicking the lock on the knob. He turned on the hot water and set his swords in the corner by the sink. He slid his feet out of his boots and pulled the dirty white shirt up over his head, followed by his haramaki hitting the floor by his feet. Zoro sighed as he slowly undid the button of his pants.

"Sanji, if only you knew what you do to me..." He whispered releasing his uncomfortably hard erection and dropping his pants to his ankles. The room was filled with steam now as zoro stepped out of his pants and into the shower pulling the curtain closed. He leaned his head against the shower wall and let the hot water pour over his body. The hot water immediatly relaxed his sore muscles and washed his mind into a fantasy of Sanji. He looked down at his erection throbbing almost painfully now, he reached down and took hold just below the head. His muscles tensed at the touched and he stroked down hard to the base. He bit his tounge to quiet a moan, quickly finding a rhythm he worked his hand up and down hard working toward the much needed release. His knee's weakend as pressure built up in his stomache. With his free hand he rubbed the tip of the head and smeared pre-cum over the sensitive nerves. His fingers trailed down from the head of his cock, passed the hand that still roughly stroked himself, to the base that was covered with moss green hair and finally down to his sensitve balls. He cupped them and rubbed them never loosing the rhythm with his other hand, he drew himself closer and closer to orgasm. Thoughts of sanji and their fight earlier, thoughts of sanji's hand being the one to stoke him sent him over the edge. He let out a breathless moan as his body shook in orgasm and his seed splashed against the wall in front of him. Slowly coming down from the pleasure he released the grip on himself and steadied his body under the shower head.

The water was going cold so he washed his body over with soap and shut the water off. Zoro pulled the curtain open and grabbed his towel. He stepped out into the cool air of the bathroom and toweled off his head. He threw on a clean shirt and pants, took up his swords and unlocked the bathroom door. Feeling better he made his way back to kitchen...

XOX

Zoro stepped out onto the deck blinded by the sunlight that streched over the endless ocean in front of Going Merry. "How long have i been in the shower?" zoro mummbled to himself. The ship was more lively now as the other crew members were emerging from their peaceful slumbers. Robin was up heading for the kitchen to get some coffee, nami was switching between staring at the log pose and some maps she had drawen out the night before. The door to the mens quarters flew open with a bang!

"Sanji! FOOD!" Luffy jumped up on deck with his arms in the air and a grin on his face.

Luffy went running up the stairs toward the kitchen. Usopp clumsly crawled out on deck yawning and rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. The kitchen door flew open and luffy came flying over the railing and hit the deck.

"Wait your turn Luffy!" Sanji stepped out the door looking down over the ship. "Nami-swaaaaaan! Breakfast is ready!" Hearts took over the cook eyes as he spun toward Nami. She walked pasted him ignoring his overly loving attitude and entered the kitchen.

"hey dumbass, you used all the water didnt you? You're pumping more water after breakfast." Sanji scowled at zoro while lighting up a cigarette.

"Che." Zoro made his way up the stairs and into the kitchen.

After breakfast sanji stayed behind to wash the dishes while the other members of the crew went out to do their day to day things. Chopper worked on mixing medicines on deck. Usopp sat next to him fixing his sling shot, robin was reading and luffy was bothering nami about when they would reach land next. Zoro went to the back of the ship to take a nap before getting his weights otu to train.

"We should see land soon Luffy, by this evening." Nami announced pointing in the direction the log pose pointed.

Sanji came out of the kitchen only to listen to Luffy's whines about how that was to long to wait and what he should do till then. He walked down the stairs and made his way to the bathroom. He was undoing his shirt when he turned the knob to start the water but only a little drizzle of cold water fell from the shower head. Sanji clenched his teeth and turned the knob off. He stormed out of the bathroom and kicked open the door to the deck outside. His startled crew members stopped what they were doign to look up at him.

"Where is that shitty swordsman?!" Sanji asked scanning the deck for green hair.

Everyone pointed to the back of the ship and nervously went back to what they were doing. Sanji stormed toward the back of the ship. When he came around the corner he saw the swordsman sitting against the wall with his arms crossed and snoring slightly. Again sanji clenched his teeth. He got up really close to zoro and sqwated next to him. Sanji pinched zoros cheek hard and pulled on it as if it would stretch like luffy's.

"Hey shit head wake your ass up." Sanji said in a very irritated voice. "You didnt pump the water like i said you useless marimo..."

Zoro slapped sanji's hand away from his cheek and glared through slitted eyes at him.

"If you want water then pump it yourself shit cook" Zoro stated opening his eyes all the way. An uncontrolled blush dusted over zoro's face when he saw the cooks shirt open revealing his pale muscular upper body. Sanji looked at him confused as zoro scrambled to his feet and turned away from the cook. He took a deep breath trying regain control of his body launguage. Sanji raised a brow and took out a cigarette, now intrigued with the sudden display of emotion he took step toward zoro and grabbed his shoulder and spun him around. He was so close to zoro now and he could see the man trying despratly to keep a blank face. Sanji lit his cigarette and blew the smoke toward zoro. He stepped a little closer to zoro, close enough to whisper in his ear. "What was that moss head?"

Before sanji could blink zoro slamed him to the wall. He ripped the cigarette from sanji's lips and pinned his hands above his head. Sanji stared wide eyed at zoro trying to registered what just happened. Zoro beat him hands down at upper body strength and the other man was to close for sanji to get in kick. "What are you-!" Zoro pushed his lips onto sanji's, gentally at first but gaining more force. He stared at sanji through the kiss seeing a blush form across sanji's cheeks. He licked sanji's bottom lip trying to gain access inside, sanji opened his mouth a little and zoro slide his tongue in mixing with sanji's. A small moan escaped the cooks throat and zoro took that as to go even further. With one hand still pinning sanji's hands he moved the other down to sanji's hair and yanked his head back breaking the kiss. Zoro started nibbling on sanji's jawline making his way up to his ear. "Zoro..." Sanji gasped when zoro dipped his tongue into his ear.

Zoro let his grip on sanji's hands go and trailed his hand down to the open shirt. He nibbles on the bottom of sanji's ear and let his hand wander over the cooks bare chest. He pinched sanji's nipple playfully as another breathless moan escaped sanji's throat. Zoro's hand trailed down to sanji's hip and took hold. He pulled their bodies closer together putting his leg between sanji's and whispered in sanji's ear, "This is what you do to me." He ground his erection seductivly on sanji's leg. "Z-zoro..." Sanji managed to say, his head swimming in a mix of 'this feels amazing' and 'this is wrong'. Zoro started making little bites down sanji's neck and the cook lost all train of thought. He realized his hands were still above his head but not being pinned. Sanji slide his arms down and put them on zoro's shoulders. He managed to put enought hought together to say, "We shouldnt be doing this... out here..."

Zoro stopped his biting and looked up at the cook. Sanji had a bright red blush over his cheeks and his eyes glazed over with lust. A small amount of sweat was forming on his forhead and his lips looked red from the earlier kiss. "Someone might see this..." Sanji whispered through a pant while zoro was rubbing their clothed erections together. "I need you Sanji." Zoro said before planting his lips back on sanji's. This time sanji pushed into the kiss, just a little but enough. Zoro's hands made their way back up and rested on sanji's cheeks. He held sanji tight and deepend the kiss between them.

"Sanji! Zoro! Did you two kill each other?" Nami's voice trailed up the stairs as she made her way to the back of the boat. She heard a splash as she came around wear the two men were sucking face. All she saw was sanji frantically buttoning his shirt back up and trying to regain his composer. "Did you two fight again? Where's zoro?" Nami asked putting her hands on her hips.

"Ah nami-san" Sanji looked at her more calm now. "Yes... and i dont know." He walked up to her and smiled. "I'll make you a snack shall we go to the kitchen." He gestured her in that direction. They walked together back toward the front of the ship.

"Hey he's not dead, well thats a good sign." Usopp snickered looking up at the two making their way to the kitchen.

"Sanji!" Luffy called out from the deck. "Where's zoro?" He looked around searching for his first mate.

"I dont know." Sanji glared daggers at luffy's head before entering the kitchen with nami.

Moments later zoro hauled himself over the railing and onto the deck. Soaked and leaving a puddle at his feet his concerned nakama stared at him like he had just coem back from the dead.

"Swordsman-san. What happened to you?" Robin asked breaking the silence.

"Nothing happened." Zoro stated with an emotionless face. He made his way to mens quarters and jumped down slaming the door behind him.

End Chapter One.