Squidward: Could I have something to eat?
Magic Conch: No.
Squidward: Could I have something to eat?
Magic Conch: No.
Squidward: Could I have something to eat?
Magic Conch: No.
Squidward: Can't you say anything else but no?
Magic Conch: Try asking again.
Squidward: [asks excitedly with a grin on his face] Can I have something to eat?
Magic Conch: [in a very insulting, sarcastic-like tone] No. You don't deserve to eat anything at all.
The only thing you deserve is death.
[Squidward starts getting enraged]
SpongeBob: Squidward, are you all right?
[Squidward shakes his head uncontrollably]
Squidward: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Squidward destroys the Magic Conch Shell in a fit of rage, Spongebob and Patrick are terrified.
Squidward also destroys the picnic and burns it, inadvertently burning the entire kelp forest and him,
Spongebob and Patrick in the process. The three have turned into skeletons and are still alive]
Patrick: Hey, look. We're all boney. [laughs]
Spongebob: That's it, Patrick. I know what to call this club. Henceforth, this club will now be known as...
The Bone Club.
[Spongebob and Patrick do a victory screech]
Squidward: Fishpaste.
THE END