Alanna was hot and bothered. She had just been swimming with da boyz and their things were waving about all wet and stuff and it made her want to lick something phallic. As sexy sweat dripped into her eye, she spied a bratwurst Jon had given her two days ago. Hungrily, she began performing a sensual act upon the sausage.
"What are you doing to my helpless meat?" Jon had just walked through the door and was appalled to see Alanna sexily touching herself while salivating all over a plump, edible wiener.
Alanna was embarrased and was about to stop until she realized that the frankfurter had been replaced by a new banger. Only this one was attached to Jon and kinda twitched.
"mix your milk with my cocoa puffs, milky milky cocoa puffs" cried Jon with ecstasy.
"Today is a good day," thought Alanna