A/N
Different from anything else I've written. My best friend and I came up with this walking home from school.
This really has nothing to do with supernatural itself but the idea came from supernatural and the order that they appear and I also just found out that pestilence is not one of the horsemen and war doesn't come first. Instead of pestilence it's conquest riding on the white horse, and he comes before war. But all that aside I'm doing things the supernatural way... I don't plan and reading the bible before this.
Pop Culture Apocalypse
In rides war on a red Horse.
Bringing along with him battle between team Jacob, team Edward, and …team vampires suck (they do supernatural is way better)
After the bloody battle between fangirls and fanboys alike *shudders*…
In rides famine on a black steed.
Famine: well I could take away all the food but I know all too quickly you humans would take to eating each other so I decided to take away something way more precious *snaps fingers*
. seconds later….
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE INTERNET'S GONE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
What more could possible go wrong?
I thought you'd never ask.
Now arrives Pestilence on a white horse.
Infecting everyone with Beiber fever.
Pestilence: And I know what you're thinking I don't even like Justin Beiber well you do now and you don't just like him you LOVE him!
Finally Death comes in calmly on a pale stallion.
Death: what the fuck. Someone took my job. There's nothing left the world's already dead. I mean it's obvious team vampires suck is going to win and those who live either die from no internet or resist and later die from Beiber fever.
And that my friends, is how this world will end… so enjoy your internet while it lasts cause on dec. 21 2012 it's all gone.
Thank you for reading please, please, please review it would mean the world to me ;3
