A/N: Hi its me Giselle and I am back nto wiritng fanficcies. :) Ya and i got kinda butter at spelling so don't be worry. Pls leave reviews to.
It had been an ear since the Doctor had bet the wonderful best gal ever River. Chemstry buld up fast if yall know wat I am and they ended up doing the dirty deed in no time. River becam pregnant and they got married and she had a purty baby girl that she named Ryan Alice Doctor cause the doctors lass name is Doctor and tha first is tenth (if u don't belive me look it up ok)
Ryan had the docotos eyes and Rivers flamin hot skin, she was the perfect baby. So perfect that when they was in da hospicket, bitches be jello. They was snot in the hospital log cause Doctor had built a crib at the Tardis to keep the baby in during the travels.
When the baby was 2 tweets old, THE COUPLE was already back on there aventures lefting the baby to do shores round the tardis cense she was part alien racist like the Doctor and was grown faster then norm babies.
But they did not no this was actually a bad idea. the Docottrs archenemies, Daleks and many otter baddies alike were planning to kidnap his baby and now was the opporsunity
Lil Ryan was vacuming the carpet in tha Tardis when the doorsnail rung. She tought it was her parrots and ran to open the door, there stood a talkk machine with one arm that was a toilet plunger and da other was a egg beater. In the center of its head it was a light blue light and it was a Dalek! Ryans alien intelect told her this.
"Stranger Danger! Stranger Danger!" Baby Ryan squaled running around circles (the tardis is round in the inside) but the Darlek was too fast and quickly captured the baby with it's supper strength.
"I'be got you, Doctor child!" Its robotic voice sent tumors thru Ryan's skin and it was scarry. Ryan quikly sent her papa a txt message so he new she was kidnappee but it was too late she was tardis bait.
River and Doctor were just now happyly finishing yet another mission and were damn happy bout it to, when they got the txt that wood change their life. "Holey fuck! Our baby is jailbait!" Tennent whined and River was a river of ears.
"Wat do you mean?" She holla and he explained the situation from the situation he got from his verizon wiredlest.
They ran back to the Tardis and nocked down the door but all that was left of there baby was the clean house... even the baby diaries were taken.
"Wat are we ever going to do!" River was still devastasted but the Doctor was kind of ok now and thanking better then she.
"Well wer gonna have to call Amy and ROry and get this shit out since dey are the godapricots of our baby Ryan and then maybe with all of us togather we can kick some ass and take Ryan back to preskull before the end of the week." Doctor was Doctor.
Rivier streamed, "NO I WANT MY BABY GIRL NOW!"" Doctor was rushed and he had to call their homies up right away, they all agreed to meat at the local McDonaldis... and there they would stategise.
A/N: aAnd there is chapper one, ^_^ Vary excited to start on chapter 2 and might start it now or soon tonight...