Chapter 1
OH CRAP!
The day began as any ordinary day would in the Cul-de-sac. Yet, the kids were standing next to a poorly drawn sighn that said "Candy Store" and it had a bus on it.
Kevin had a boombox in in case anyone got bored.
"This had better be good, infedels." Ganondorf said.
A few moments later, Edd came by but in a make-shift bus moved by Ed, controlled by Eddy, and maintained by Meta Knight.
"Whoah!" Eddy said. Ed stopped at the bus stop but they stopped awkwardly due to Ed's speed.
"All aboard!" Eddy said. As the children and Nintendo characters walked in, they put their money in a can Edd had. Meanwhile, Ed was using the hadle around his mouth as a weight for his tougue.
In order to make Ed go, Eddy blew a horn at him, nearly shattering his eardrums.
"Next stop: The Candy Shop!" Eddy ordered. Immediatly, Ed went but at a extremely fast speed. It almost blew Eddy off. Things were going swell as Ed went uphill.
"Isn't riding the bus fun, Plank?" Johnny asked his mysterious peice of sinister wood. "I will admit." Metaknight said.
Rayquaza was reading Old Yeller when suddenly the bus was starting to go at a fast pace! Eddy hit a few tree branches in the process.
Ed was going so fast, that when he reached a downhill, he lost control of the bus.
"Ed, could you slow down a little?" Edd asked as the bus carreened into oblivion.
"Not-" but Ed was pulled under when he lost grip of the handle.
"Women and children first!" Eddy cried as he, Edd and Metaknight jumped up just in time to grab a tree branch.
"I'm afraid this constitutes a refund." Metaknight admitted sadly.
The bus soon crashed. Many were injured and/or mauled when they hit the Bear Breeding Company.
"Hey guys, what are you doing?" Ed asked as he recovered.