Once upon a time a 17 year old girl with great chakra control was locked up in a room with Akatsuki everywhere by her. She had beautiful pink hair and green eyes. Her name was Sakura! She was mature and strong. Plus, she was trained by none other then Tsuande, the fifth Hokage. She would stoop to no leve to to heal Akatsuki. That's all they wanted. A good medic.

"I'm hungry!" She yelled rather loudly. "I WANT FOOD!!!"

A growl was heard on the other side, but then it was quiet again.

"I'm cold!!!! I WANT SOMETHING WARM TO COVER UP WITH! IT'S WINTER AND WE'RE UNDERGROUND!!!" Sakura yelled. Itachi Uchiha walked in and 'hn'ed. Sakura gave him a funny look and giggled, "Itachi, I know why your parents named to Itachi! You look like a weasel! Hehehehehe..."

Itachi glared. "Foolish little girl, I do not look like a weasel." Sakura frowned.

"Yesh you do!"

"..." Itachi glared even more. If looks could kill...

Sakura giggled again, "Where's Mr. Shark! Since you people chained my arms to the wall, I'll have him naw my arm off!" Itachi sweat dropped. He couldn't stand this girl. He pulled out a kunai and slowly got closer to her. The Haruno girl raised an eyebrow, "Itachi, you shouldn't play with sharp things. You'll poke an eye out."

"She's right Itachi." Laughed a blue man. Kisame walked into the room laughing. Sakura smiled when she saw him.

"Mr. Shark!!! Can you naw my arm off?" Sakura asked with big puppy dog eyes. Kisame gave her a weird look and walked away slowly. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mr. Shark!!! I need you to naw my arm off!" Sakura grinned, "Fine. I'll do it myself." Then she began biting at her arm. Itachi stood there... before he walked away. She had problems.

A blond haired boy walked in. He had bright long blonde hair and what made him hotter was his sexy smirk. He smirked as he walked down to hallway and passed an open door with a girl in it. He would have completely ignored the room with the girl, but was stopped by a horrible sound.

"DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY---" The girl sang loudly and badly. Deidara twitched and ran back to the room.

"I don't look like a lady, yeah!"

Sakura giggled. "Yes you do..." Deidara glared at her. Sakura then laughed, "I just remembered something! You're foes will be defeated by over exposure to awesomeness!!!" Deidara twitched again and slowly backed away.

Sakura sat quietly... until a venus fly trap looking guy passed. Sakura grinned and shouted, "Hey! You're Zetsu! Don't forget! You need to be watered everyday or you wont grow!" A growl came as a reply, but he didn't try to eat her. She was needed. Itachi passed by and shut the door after rememebring that he forgot to close it. Then he heard Sakura mumble, "Itachiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! Aren't you mad that Orochimaru is stealing Sasuke's virginity?! You evil brother! It's not 'foolish little brother', it's 'foolish evil older brother'!!!"

The door opened to reviel a familiar orange mask. "Tobi will be a good boy and help Sakura-Chan since Sakura-Chan is annoying everyone in the base!" Sakura smiled and gave Tobi a quick smile before he led her out of the base. Once the forest and snowey ground came into veiw Sakura stopped and turned to Tobi.

"Remember Tobi-Kun! You don't know where I am!" And then she ran off.

Deidara ran over to Tobi and said, "Where did the girl go, un!?"

"Where did who go?"

"The girl, un!"

"What girl?"

"Sakura Haruno, yeah!"

"Oh! Tobi know where Sakura-Chan went!"

"Where, un?!"

"Where, what?"

"Where did she go, yeah?!"

"Where did who go?"

"..."

Back at Konoha

"I'M BACK!!!!"

"Sakura! Be quiet! It's great that you're back, but I'm counting!" Tsunade growled and continued, "1111, 1112, 1113--"

"6! 1000!!! 8888! 555--"

"556, 557.... Damn it! That's why we gave you to the Akatsuki!"