Madison was sitting on the couch in his dorm, reading a book, drinking tea. It was an ordinary day, with no classes today. His crush and roommate, Thomas Jefferson, had been at school all day. Madison sighed, and picket up his cup of tea. He was about to take a sip when-

"JEMMY!", screeched Jefferson, and kicked the door down. His face was red, fuming with anger. He stormed in, looking like he was about to explode.

"Thomas, calm down, please! What's wrong?", asked Madison, growing worried.

"YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WAS JUST HAPPENED! IT-IT JUST MAKES ME SO- UGH! I CANT EVEN-"

"Hamilton again?", inquired Madison.

"THAT-THAT BASTARD! AARG! HE'S JUST SO- BASTARDLY!", shouted Thomas, "I JUST WANT TO GRAB HIM BY THE NECK, AND JUST STRANGLE HIM UNTIL HE BEGS FOR MERCY- AND HE WILL BE SHOWN NONE!"

Madison took a step back, frightened.

"A-AND.. WE CAN DANCE ON HIS GRAVE.. BECAUSE HE IS A BASTARD!"

"What happened? Thomas, p-please calm down... I'm sure it wasn't that bad."

"I- I JUST WANT TO SMASH SOMETHING!"

"Just tell me what happened, Thomas, I don't have all day!"

"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED! YA KNOW HOW IM IN DEBATE RIGHT? SO THE TOPIC WAS "CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND?" WHICH THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS, NO, YOU CANNOT!", shouted Thomas.

James Madison put his book down and stood up, intrigued, "Continue."

Jefferson calmed down for a moment, "So I said that you couldn't, because obviously you need your best friend. I couldn't live without you, Jemmy! I'd be a mess."

Madison couldn't stop the blush that rose to his cheeks.

"SO THEN THAT SCIENTIFIC BASTARD WAS LIKE- "YES YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT A BEST FRIEND BECAUSE ALL YOU NEED TO LIVE IS FOOD, OXYGEN, WATER, FAT, AND BACTERIA." WHICH IS INSANE, BUT HOW COULD HE SIDE WITH ME WHEN HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE FRIENDS? JUST- AAARG! AND HE WON THE DEBATE JEMMY, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? I GOT BEAT BY THAT- THAT-"

"Bastard?"

"YES. THAT EVIL, STUPID, SON OF A WHORE, BASTARD- HE WON THE DEBATE! JEMMY CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I LOST!"

To Madison's surprise, Jefferson began to cry.

"I-I.. I j-just.. No! You can't live without a b-best friend.. I can't live without you… I-"

"Shh... I know.. I know..", whispered Madison, wiping away Jefferson's tears with his thumb, "He was wrong, okay? You do need those things to live, but honestly, I don't know what I would do without you. And you don't have to worry about what would happen if I wasn't by your side, because that won't happen ever. I couldn't leave you- I love you Thomas.."

"Whaaaaaaaat?", asked Jefferson, completely shocked. He took a step back. Jesus Christ, did he just say that he loves me?

"S-Shoot.. I didn't mean to say that... I-I.. I'm so sorry Thomas. It just slipped my mouth! I guess I was just holding it b-back so long.. I just- I'm sorry! I get it if you don't want to be my friend anymore, in fact, just say the word and I'll start packing my stuff-", whimpered Madison.

Jefferson stepped forward, but remained silent.

"T-Thomas… p-please say something… anything."

Jefferson grabbed Madison, and attacked his best friend's lips with his own. Madison squeaked in surprise, but relaxed into Thomas's arm and deepened the heart-felt kiss. Thomas put his hands on Madison's neck, enjoying the feeling of the lavish kiss. Madison's fingers unknowingly intertwined with Jefferson's hair.

Madison broke the kiss. Red faced, the only thing he could mutter was, "W-Wow."

Jefferson's mouth curved into a smug smile, "Wow, indeed."

A/N This was my first Jeffmads story! I hope you enjoyed.

How many times the word "bastard" is in this: 8 lmaooooo, yeah. I really wanted to specify he was a bastard!