(Alright, now just to reiterate, this FiMfiction is intended for fans of the 'Juggernaut Bitch' videos from My Way Entertainment, and this story contains dark rape jokes and if that kind of things offends you then you shouldn't read it, and besides this is especially aimed at those who like the Juggernaut Bitch videos so if you're not familiar with them you should watch them before reading this, if you like them that's good but if you don't then this story will probably not be your cup of tea.

Oh, and if you haven't seen the Juggernaut videos, here's one that should clearly illustrate just what kind of maniac is being unleashed upon Equestria…

Professor Charles Xavier woke up with a splitting headache brought on by a very long party the previous night.

That was the last time he'd mix that Russian vodka with paint thinner, LSD, those crazy mushrooms, and diet coke…or so he thought, because the next time the opportunity came, his brain would tell itself 'fuck this' and do it anyways.

Still, the day looked promising, everything was quiet in spite of his hangover, birds were chirping, the wind was blowing…

"YEAH! JUGGERNAUT'S HERE BITCH!"
The Juggernaut was invading the lawn and bursting through the mansions defenses.

Xavier's eyes widened up as he passed the window 'Wait, what the fuck was that?'

He hurriedly scrolled back to see his psychotic pervert of a brother Cain Marko, AKA The Goddamn Juggernaut…Bitch!, as he stomped right up the lawn and shrugging off the fire of the security missile turrets like piss through toilet paper.

"Oh Goddammit!" He groaned, his asshole brother was here again, about to mess his shit up again!

He yelled right out the window "Get away you crazy motherfucker! What the fuck is it this time?!"

"Hey Charles! You got some goddamn money you little bald bitch?! Jugg's got a meth fueled blood orgy at twelve with the Invisible Man, Michael Jordan, a mule and five thousand hookers! Juggie needs his money!"
Charles cringed as the reprogrammed, pimped out Sentinel he bought was eviscerated by the Goddamn Juggernaut's bare hands, it was always the same, without fail the Juggernaut would constantly show up at his house to trash it for some reason or another.

Well that was about to end, Charles had finally got something to make this motherfucker leave him alone for good; he just needed him to get inside the house…

"Welcome to the afterparty bitch! Jugg's here motherfuckers!" Roared the Juggernaut as he burst through the front door for the umpteenth time.
"Where the fuck's the silver? Jugg's gotta custom make a pimp bus at two and I gotta fuck a goat at one!"
"Get a goddamn room you hairy fuck!"

Charles Xavier was standing several feet away with a look of pure pissed off rage…with a very large laser gun attached to his wheelchair.
The Juggernaut was currently trying to stuff a suit of armor into the duffel bag he brought, being too stupid to realize the armor was too large to fit inside.

"Hey Charles, you got any bitches up there?! I gotta get my balls sucked!"
"Shut up you motherfucking asshole! Do you know how many motherfucking times you've broke my Goddamn house?!"
"I don't give a fuck Charles, now where's my goddamn whisky? And a car. I gotta fuck something, and it ain't gonna be you, you bald headed little bitch!"

"That's what I'm talking about, you fucking menace! Every time I want to get my freak on you keep on trying to rip my house open. I've had enough!"
"Hahaha! Charles, you and yo' goddamn X-hoes ain't gonna stop me this time, don't you know who I am, I'm-"

Charles glared right at his stepbrother and pressed a button on his wheelchair, sending out a laser that struck the Juggernaut, and with a shimmering glow, he vanished.

If Charles' legs hadn't been broken due to a perversion based elephant mishap, he'd dance for joy.

"Fuckin' A! That motherfucking salesman didn't lie, that asshole's gone! Somebody get me some hookers! Tonight I fucking party!"
You see, that laser was in fact a device intended to send people and objects into alternate universes and dimensions, and he'd bought it for the sole purpose of getting the Juggernaut to leave him alone by sending him to some other world and make him somebody else's problem.

However, Charles didn't properly read the instructions and instead of sending him to Mephisto's Realm like he'd planned, he'd activated the 'randomization' setting, so he sent him somewhere else.

And given that this is a FiMfiction, it's very obvious just where Juggernaut went…may Celestia show the ponies mercy, because the Juggernaut doesn't have time for that shit.

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"-The Juggernaut Bitch!" the large red garbed lunatic bellowed as he pointed towards himself as he arrogantly proclaimed his name very loudly.

As he finished, he finally realized he was transported somewhere he didn't recognize.

It looked like some kind of spooky and barely traveled forest (AKA the Everfree Forest), with a barely visible path.

"What the fuck? Charles, did you put me in a goddamn hippy park again? I'm gonna beat your ass. You just fucked with the wrong nigga, don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!"
The Juggernaut was about to stomp off when he noticed a small scooter (with a small cart attached to it) in his path "A scooter? Fuck that, I can't even fuck that thing it's so small, I'm gonna smash it against this tree!"
He did so.

And with the brutal murder of the scooter, he began to stomp off down the path, hoping to find Charles and beat the shit out of him...and rape his wheelchair afterwards, he just didn't give a damn.

But what he didn't realize is just where he really was.

~

Apple Bloom plucked another thorn out of her hide and sighed "Well girls, ah guess we ain't gonna get 'Cutie Mark Crusader Butterfly Catching' cutie marks after all."
Sweetie Belle nodded in agreement as she pulled a cocklebur (one of many) out of her fur "I know…who would have thought that butterfly would lead us into the thorn and bush full of these…sticky things."
"Or that Ursa Major den" Scootaloo added, remembering how they ran out of there like a bat out of Hell.

"Ah know, let's head over to the clubhouse and figure out what-"

They all paused and stood in shock when they finally made it to the path, Scootaloo's scooter was smashed, and there were some very large footprints in the ground.

Scootaloo broke down sobbing "Why! WHY! Who would do such a thing?!...I just bought that little bell for it and everything!"
Apple Bloom sniffed and looked right at the tracks "Girls…ah don't think Diamond Tiara did this."
Sweetie Belle shuddered at the remains of the scooter "Y-yeah, they couldn't have broke it like this."
"And these tracks…they're heading towards Ponyville."
Scootaloo got up from weeping over her smashed scooter and gave her two cents "Let's get him! This jerk broke my scooter!"
The three little foals, not even realizing what they were about to experience, agreed and began to hurry off in the direction of the footsteps.

"Cutie Mark Scooter Avengers! Yay!"
And that's the beginning of the story of how the Juggernaut wreaked havoc in Equestria…and wound up saving it.