Balloons, Sunny D, and, of course, Spaghetti Sauce
Disclaimer: If I owned these, would I be writing this?
Author's note: This fic is mainly dialogue. If you don't like it, don't read it. By the way, for those of you who are to dim to understand R Remus, S Sirius, J James, and L Lily
R: SIRIUS! What the hell are all of these balloons in here for?!?
S: No particular reason….Just felt like it!
R: Well, would you mind, oh, say, MOVING them?
S: No can do!
R: Why?
S: Cause
R: Cause why?
S: I dunno yet, haven't really decided…
R: …
S: I've been trying to decide between the I'm-sending-them-to-my-mum story or the It's- my unbirthday. What do you think?
R: …Sirius, exactly HOW much coffee did you have this morning?!?
S: Well, surprisingly, none!
R: Sugar? Caffeine?
S: Nope! Absolutely none!
R: Sunny D?
S: Only about….4 large cups
R: Oh, gods, no! Who gave them to you?
S: Well…err, ummm…I don't really know…
R: Liar
S: Damn, you know me too well!
R: Too right I do! Now, seriously…
S: Laughs
R: What?!?!?!?
S: You said 'siriusly'!
R: Immature idiot!
S: No way!
James walks into dorm
J: Hey! Cool! Balloons!
R: …
S: That's what I said!
J: So what are they for?
S: Not sure exactly!
J: Cool
R: Bashes palm against forehead
S: Geez, Moony, don't damage any brain cells! Not that you have any! Sirius and James snicker
R: No, Padfoot. That would be you and Prongs.
S: Oh….Right….
J: Hey! I resent that!
R: That's nice, but that's not what matters
S: HUH?
R: Bashes palm against forehead again Never mind, just…never mind…
Lily walks in
L: What's with all the balloons?
R: muttering Here we go again…
S&J: in unison DUNNO!!!!!
S: Aren't they cool?????
L: Sure, Sirius….Sure…You ready Remus?
R: Yeah, sure…Turns to James and Sirius Try not to get into TOO much trouble….
J: Us? Trouble? pulls innocent face
S: How dare you even suggest such a thing!!
R&L: Whatever! roll their eyes and walk out
J: Hmmm…so what can we do with over four dozen balloons? grins evilly
S: Hmmm…Wanna fill them with Spaghetti Sauce and hurl 'em at Snivellus?
J: You're bloody brilliant! Although….How about we make the entire school our target?
S: No you're bloody brilliant!!!
J: Contrary to what Moony seems to believe, I'd have to say I agree with you!
S&J: Let's do it!!!!
Two and a half hours later…
Squeals heard coming from the staircases
J: Sir, this was one of the best plans we've ever had! Drops balloon and Spaghetti sauce flies everywhere
S: And you think I don't know that? Drops 2 balloons
R: Yelling from a distance SIRIUS ORION BLACK! YOU BETTER RUN!! AND YOU BETTER RUN FAST!!!!!
S: CRAP! One of the balloons hit Remus! starts running away, but stops at the sight of a pretty girl How you doing?
J: SIRIUS! Get going!
S: kisses girl Sorry, gotta go! runs away Save the puppy! Save the puppy!
L: sneaks up from behind James What was that all about?
J: Sirius dropped a balloon on Remus…
L: AND???
J: And it had spaghetti sauce in it…
L: OH!!
J: Yeah! Brilliant, right?
L: Sure…watches Sirius running from Remus down below
S: (from a distance) Save the puppy! Save the puppy
R: GET BACK HERE!!!!
J: So, you wanna grab some dinner?
L: Sure! Lily and James walk off
FIN A/N: Hope you liked it…it was my first shot at a humor fic…PLEASE REVIEW!!!