Title: The Night Before Christmas - Torchwood style

Author: Chimera Dragon

Pairings: Janto

Warnings: None to really speak of

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Because if I did... we see more Janto and less Gwen. Torchwood, Doctor Who, and "The Night Before Christmas" belong to other people.

Author Note: Just kinda hit me like a lot of these things have a habit of doing. Hope you enjoy it.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the HUB;

Not a creature was stirring;

Not even a lob(ster-like thing);

The weapons were hung in the armory with care;

I know, because Ianto had put them all there;

The children were home, since that's where I'd sent them;

Hopefully they'd realize;

This was supposed to be vacation!

With Ianto in his PJs and I in my pants;

Had just settled down for a well deserved nap;

When up from the lift there arose such a clatter;

I sprang from my bunker to see what was the matter;

I booted the computers and checked all the screens;

And there before me was a sight to behold;

A blue box was glowing;

And the Doctor came out with a bound!

I heard the lift move;

And he came down with a bow;

Harkness and Jones!

Merry holiday to all!

He was dressed rather strangely;

With a red suit a white scarf;

His cheeks were quite rosy;

And his eyes held a sparkle;

I knew this would be a time to never forget;

On his back was a bag was full and bulging;

And I knew what was inside would be worth all the waiting;

With a flick of his wrist and smile on his face he dumped the contents;

Going straight to his work;

Presents he laid;

Along console and desk;

He laid items and packages;

Without another word he smiled and winked;

And up the lift he went watching as he went;

And then he was gone in a blink;

The sound of the TARDIS leaving;

Whirring and whining;

I listened and heard him exclaim through the door;

Time! And! Relative! Dimension! In! Space!

And he was gone from our lives.

But I heard one last message as he vanished from sight;

Happy Christmas to all! And have a good night!