It was an ordinary day at the Akatsuki base, when Tobi smashed Deidara's door open with a chair, "Tobi's so smart, no one else would have guessed that the chair was Deidara's room key!" Tobi chuckled,"I wonder what sempai does in his spare time? Maybe he dances around, doing the caramelldansen!" As Tobi snooped around, Deidara was annoying Itachi," Itachi, why do you always do the disco at 11:00 o'clock, un?" "Hey, how did you know that?" An aggravated Itachi screamed. At that very moment, Deidara ran fast away into his room, not noticing Tobi who was standing right in front of him while dancing. Deidara panted crazily, self talking to himself,"Luckily no one knows I read his diary....un" " Um, sempai? Are you alright?" Tobi asked as he started throwing Deidara's stuff everywhere,"Maybe I'll go surprise attack Tobi.....He'll never know what hit him!" Tobi started making a mess out of Deidara's bed, and started helping himself to some clay,"Hey sempai, is this clay edible? Um, I guess I'll figure it out, because I am the Great Uchiah Madara!"
While that went on, Itachi decided that he would forget about what had happend and get a seeing eye weasel. "Kisame, you know what? I heard Deidara, or was it Tobi..no maybe Konan....Well any way I heard somebody say they were Uchiah Madara!"
To Be Continued...