Nick Maple

"I am tired eh." Nick Maple announced.

"You are?" Asked Captain America. "Maybe that's why you never finish anything you start."

"What are you talking about eh?" countered Nick Maple.

"I'm talking about your pancakes!" Captain America nodded his head towards the kitchen, where there were at least 18032983201 pancakes stacked and teetering on the counters.

"You said you were going to eat them all, and look at the mess you made!" He added.

"I'll eat em later, eh!" Said Nick Maple.

As he said these words, the pancakes rose up and formed a massive pancake monster.

"Whoah!" said Captain America.

"Hey! That's our monster!" Yelled an unknown voice from the back of the room. Captain America and Nick Maple turned, to see three super heroes. The three had blurred faces, poofy white shorts, staffs, and bow ties.

"What?" Asked Captain America.

"I'm Captain Tennessee, and these are Captain Maryland," she gestured to the girl next to her, "and Captain Florida." She pointed at the boy. "That's our monster! The pink wombat sent us here to fight him! He told us to save the earth…With the power of love making!" At this, all three struck cute poses.

"Wow! I wouldn't want to get in the way of that!" Said Captain America. He sat down on the couch, pulling Nick Maple down beside him.

"This must be a pancake procrastination monster!" Yelled Captain Maryland.

"Let's take it down!" Shouted Captain Florida!

"Let's show it the power of love!" Screamed Captain Tennessee. At this, they again all struck cute poses.

A pink wombat came into the room. "You guys have got this. Just remember the power of love!"

They three fought the pancake monster for a few minutes, poking him with their staffs and fighting him. Then Captain Tennessee caused a love shower, and the pancakes fell to the floor, lifeless.

"Wow, eh!" Said Nick Maple. "That was great eh. Thanks for the help eh."

"How you doin'?" Said Captain America to Captain Tennessee.

"Just fine." She replied. "But we have another monster to take care of. There's a Mac and Cheese monster of hurt feelings attacking downtown!" And with that, the three mysterious superheroes and the pink wombat were gone.