Disclaimer: I don't own Class of the Titans.

Another COTT fic. I love the Jay and Theresa pairing, by the way.

The Problem with being Titans is...

1. People push you into relationships.

'Ugh!' Theresa thought as she looked at Jay. 'One kiss and he thinks you're his.'

Meanwhile in Jay's head:

'I don't even like her.' he thought as he looked at her and he gave her a fake smile, which she returned.

Atlanta passed by followed by Herry, Jay and Theresa stared longingly after them.

"Damn!'

2. They expect you to know everything.

"Where did I put my hairbrush?"

"Is there any cake left?"

"What is question number 4's answer?"

"Was there really conspiracy involving soda behind the death of the juggler in that one episode of that weird show I used to watch as a kid?"

Odie wasn't that smart and how should he know where Neil's hairbrush was, it's his stuff. He slammed the door behind him and left for the mall, trying to clear his head.

"What's up with him?" Atlanta asked.

3. They stereotype you.

Neil checked his hair as the teacher gave out exams.

"I don't think he studied, he was too busy getting a manicure." Atlanta told Archie.

"I wonder how he passes this subject." Archie told her.

"Probably by luck." Herry chipped in and looked at his 65 percent with a satisfied smirk.

Neil was silently eavesdropping and glanced at his exam before asking if he could be excused. He stood up and left his exam on his desk, leaving the others to stare in shock at the mark that was emblazoned in red on the top.

'95 percent'.

4. They think villains have to be manly.

One of Cronus' giants stood in the doorway and stared at the sight before him, he couldn't believe his eyes. Quickly he turned tail and ran.

Cronus sat on his black leather couch and watched him go. He took another spoonful of chocolate ice cream and watched as the Titanic sank. He could not help but let a small tear ran down his cheek.

He whipped out a small, handheld mirror and checked if his green face-mask was still in place.

5. The gods need you at the most inconvenient times for the weirdest tasks.

Herry's PMR rang and he took it out with some difficulty.

"Hey Herry!" Hercules' voice drifted through.

"Hello." Herry replied.

"Listen, I need you for something." Hercules said sheepishly.

"What is it?" Herry asked, beginning to get annoyed.

"I can't reach my toes and I need you to come clip my toenails.'

Herry groaned and looked at Neil and Jay who was tied up next to him in a small metal cage over a pit of lava.

"And you might want to bring extra strong nail clippers."

Finished! Sorry for JayxTheresa lovers, but as I said, I love that pairing too.

I don't want to go to school tomorrow.

Please Review -LOATIA