Disclaimer:Leave me alone!!You already know the damn deal!Sam's paint shop does not exist.I just thought it up.^_^



Censor:PG.

Reason:Some mild cussing and death threats.

Genre:Humor

Title:Wing gundam's paint job.

Author:Heero 195
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(Heero is in wing gundam thinking.)

Heero:Damn it!Wing needs a paint job fast!

Heero looks around and spots a small paint shop.

Wing gundam walks to it and accidentally steps on the roof and breaks it down.

Manager:Can I help You?!

Heero Jumps down and says."Yes My mobile suit need a paint job.How much will it cost?

Manager:Well since your suit is big,maybe a few thousand dollars.

Heero:(Grabs the manager and points his gun at him)"No it will be free or else!!

Manager:Yeah!Of course.

Heero:I expect you to be finished in two hours while I find a restraunt and stuff my piehole with all I can Eat!!!

Manager:Yes Sir!!!

(two hours later)

Heero:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Wing was painted all pink and yellow and the words"Omae O Karouso"Were painted on the shield.

Heero gets inside wing and gets the self destruct thing out and says in a calm voice."Mission Accepted"

Wing blows up and heero yells these words while falling!


Heero:Sanctuary!!!!!!!!!!

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