South Park: La Resistance (still) Lives On.

Chapter 1: "New Game For Nintendo Wii"

It was a normal day in the town of South Park. The sun was shining and the grass was green, of course under the 3-inch of snow, I mean. On the streets you could see people doing their daily stuff. The lights in the small houses of the mountain town were off, everyone was out this wonderful morning. They were either buying food and things or talking to the other people. But they didn't know that some students of the "South Park Elementary" were in pain this very moment.

"This fucking stinks..."

"Now, hun, not those words. You will be home very soon."

"But I don't wanna go on a pointless school trip!"

This poor kid is named Eric Cartman. He is a fourth grader in the school, and along with his classmates and his teacher Mr. Garrison, he would go on a trip to the Clinkwink Forest, a mile from the town South Park. He is now on his way to the bus stop along with his mother Emma Cartman, where he will go on the bus that goes to Clinkwink Forest.

"Eric, please behave yourself." his mother said to his son with a worried voice.

"But moooom, I want to play my new game for the Nintendo Wiiii.." Eric said, trying to get his mother to change her mind.

"But Eric, your classmates want you to be there!" she responded.

"Fuck them..."

Now Eric and his mom was at the bus stop, and he saw all his "friends" standing there.

It was Stan Marsh, the kid he had known the longest, and still were "Meh" to him.

It was Kyle Broflovski, a Jewish boy that he hated the most of all, never thinks all good ideas Eric come up with is OK.

It was Kenny McCormick, a boy that never wants to share stuff with others, being an ego.

And it was Butters Stotch, a timid boy that would do anything for Eric, just because he is so stupid.

The rest of the forth grade were there, all looking sad and angry. Craig, Clyde, Wendy, Token, Jimmy, Tweek and Bebe for some.

"Hello fatass." Kyle said to Cartman with a grin.

" 'Ey, fuck you!" Cartman said to Kyle, angry.

"Do you always have to fight?" Stan sighed.

"Don't blame me, he started!" Eric responded, pointing at Kyle.

"Mmmph, Mmmumph" Kenny said. (Though we have no idea what he said...).

"Your right, Kenny." said Kyle and was ashamed. "I just couldn't help it, when I see Cartman I get so frustrated!".

"Okay children, gather 'round."

Mr. Garrison had arrived, looking tired as always. Mr. Garrison was gay, and he had known the class very well since Day 1.

"The bus is coming very soon, so get your bags and say farewell to your parents, if you now need to." said Garrison.

The class took farewell to their fathers and mothers. You could hear Stan's father saying "Be now a good boy, and go find some women!", "Dad, I already have a girlfriend...". and Kyle's mom saying "Goodbye Kyle, and come home soon.", "Yeah, I will in about three days."

The bus arrived, and the class went on the bus, sat down in chairs and waived goodbye to the parents through the windows. When the bus was in motion, Stan said:

"This is going to suck hard..."

End of Chaper 1

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