(I'M STARTING TO UPDATE EVERY CHAPTER THAT I HAVE WRITTEN THUS FAR STAY TUNED!)

CHAPTER 1

It was a bitter sweet time for the wizarding world The sweet of it was That the feared demented bald looking Dark lord was gone. The bitter of it was that it cost the lives of James and Lily potter, two highly respected people of the wizarding world. This haloween evening found the one and only Dumbledore pacing in his study room in Hogwarts Dumbledore was thinking about two major things that troubled him greatly. The more important of the two thoughts he had was the last date with Grindelwald Dumbledores (lifelong crush and lover) the previous evening in his jail cell.

"I wish I could have opened my playbook a little more with him he seemed to figure me out last night!" he thought out loud with a holler.

"Maybe some more lube or maybe he didn't like my pigtails!" Dumbledore gasped to himself.

"Nope my pigtails were a hit I know it was." Dumbledore tried to convince himself

"Stop beating yourself up Albus Gellert was probably not feeling well being locked in a prison for this long." Dumbledore tried to counsel himself while convincing himself that he didn't nothing wrong as usual.

"Screw Gellert I'm starting to hit it off with our lovely caretaker Filch." Dumbledore concluded as he had moved on from pacing to his office to straight on suicide sprints in his office.

The other thought the least important one was of the baby Harry Potter after losing his parents this evening. "I have to take them to the Durselys so they can abuse him making him easily manipulative when he turns 11 or I will send Hagrid over to him Hagrid can say how great I am and that I rescued him from the hell hole that Harry will be in shortly and shipped to Hogwarts where he will undoubtedly be sorted into Gryffindor" Dumbledore though as he was really proud of the genius he has become in his life.

Dumbledore was lost in thought he was picturing all this happening when he was rudely interrupted by a fuming Severus Snape. "You arse hole, you said you would keep them safe you pathetic queer that I work for"!

"Ah Severus looking quite handsome as always a little rude but I'll forgive it, but I had no control over Peter Pettigrew and his actions, so it's not my fault". Dumbledore replied softly and defiantly.

"Severus you look tense here have a seat have a drink with me and here have a lemon drop." Dumbledore said enchantingly as offered his gallon bucket full of lemon drops which Snape knocked out of his hand.

"Too sour for you." Dumbledore shrugged as his eyes twinkled behind his stupid half moon spectacles

Then he added to an outraged Snape "It was all for the greater good Severus do not worry you will have your part in it as well I have your script and everything you're going to play a part where your considered to be the mean dick headed jerk of a professor to Harry while I will be the one he runs to when you're busy being mean to him!" Dumbledore exclaimed.

So severus if you mind I will be going to Potter manor to pick Harry up to go to His loving aunt and Uncle being as Hagrid is very busy Then after that I'm writing a script for Harry's future best friend Ronald Billus Weasely who Molly Weasely is currently pregnant with right now. Molly was also saying that she plans on conceiving a daughter soon as well to Marry Harry.

"No they are not loving there cruel and worthless he will be going some where else" snape shouted as he seemed to only pay attention to the part where Dumbledore talked about Harry's relatives.

"Sorry Severus The protection wards are at the dursleys so I side with the greater good." Dumbledore replied with a big smile. Snape Stormed out of Dumbledor's office muttering due to a great deal of disgust and anger with Dumbledore.

Dumbledore was on his way to the Potters home in Godrics hollow to pick up baby Harry he stopped at his parents and relatives graves when he got to Ariannas his sister he began to weep when he controlled himself he assured her on her grave that it was definitely for the greater good that she died. Any way ole Dumbles went inside the Potters home and scooped up Harry and apparated to the Durselys. Dumbledore threw Harry on door step and wrote a note and apparated to a more important place Numengard "I wore my best cloak for you Grindelwald" Dumblefore replied with a sick grin as he decided to give old Gellert one more chance. Mean while Severus collected his thoughts again, decided when Harry got to an appropriate age he would adopt him before he went to hogwarts and steer him away from dumbledore from now Harry would have to manage.

"I'll show you Albus what a dick headed professor can do, I'll show you!" Snape laughed maniacally.