The Many Adventures of AkuRoku

Rating T (at best)

Summary: Axel made a mistake and now join him as he tries to gain Roxas' love back with this inane adventure. Inspired by the artwork of Imagecorrupt3d, as well as a video on youtube that I found from spoonychan. This is for them coz I love this very funny and cute story.

The Characters are not mine its Square Enix

Humor/Romance

Chapter 1: He molested me I swear!

In Castle Oblivion there are thirteen Nobodies that live coincidentally there were no missions for them to do on that week and this is where the story begins.

Axel was mindlessly watching TV when he felt someone come near him. He, being a hormonal sex crazed guy for his one and only love, Roxas, number XIII, the Keyblade of Destiny, he grabbed the gut as he got closer and squeezed his captive's butt……Hard.

"C'mere Roxas" he leered

He was rewarded by a very unmanly squeak.

"Wait a minute, this isn't…" he murmured squeezing the butt a bit more only to be answered by a giggle.

Looking at his captive he saw that it wasn't Roxas at all but Demyx…and he was squeezing his butt.

"Oh Jeez! Demyx! I'm sorry man!" said Axel letting go of the Nocturne as if he was burned.

"He-hey, don't worry about it!" Demyx blushed as he exited the room and entered the kitchen leaving Axel to his misfortunate devices.

Demyx sighed in relief but the silence quickly ended when Xigbar portalled in upside down.

"I saw that" he said suddenly.

"He molested me I swear!"Demyx said panicked.

In the hallway Axel paced around. Everyone in the organization knew that Demyx was Xigbar's boyfriend and anyone who touched the ninth member was faced with a bullet or bullets to the gut.

"Aw man he's gonna destroy me for sure! He said to himself .

"I gotta find a way to avoid Xigbaaaaaaaaaaar……Hey buddy."

Xigbar was in front of him and he looked livid he grabbed Axel's coat in one hand and reared the other back balled into a fist.

"This is gonna hurt" was the only warning.

"Not the face!" The redhead pleaded but was left on deaf ears.

POOOOWWW!!

After a few moments of mindless violence all that was left of Axel was a battered body twitching, his keaster raised to the air.

"I guessed I deserved that." He said. Marluxia passed by and commented "Oooooh Butt" leaving Axel on the ground.

The next day Roxas came up to him a stoic expression on his face.

"So I heard that you grabbed Demyx's butt."

"No Roxas! It's not like that!"

"Uh-huh, so when I'm not around you'd go grabbing say……Saix's butt too?"

"……Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…? Where'd you hear that?"

Obviously that comment did not bode well with the thirteenth member.

PPPPPOOOOWWWWW!

And there was Axel again…on the floor…and got his butt kicked

"Aw, c'mon Rokthuth I wuth totally kidding!" Axel yelled/ lisped as he twitched on the floor with Marly commenting again " Oooh Molest! I win again! Yay! 8D

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