"Hey" said a voice behind him.
Norman looked around. He gasped. It was...Gandalf! He was wearing a black jackson, a grey t-shirt that said 666 with real vampire blood, black baggy jeans, black congress shoes and red contacts.
Norman looked into Gandalf's eyes, which were filled with so much sorrow and evilness. He was crying black tears of depression.
"Hey, what's wrong?" he asked suicidally.
"That fucking prep Sauron took a video tape of me doing it with Jack!" he cried with an emo voice.
"Oh my fucking Satan, thats so fucking sad" cried Norman, tears of blood running down his face.
They both decided to cut their wrists and listen to Green Day.
Little did they know an ugly preppy man was watching them. It was...Sam Winchester! He was video taping and masticating to them!
"I could go for a bowel of salmon!" said Penguin.
Polar Bear then brought a child with salmonellosis.
"That's Salmonella, not salmon!"
Polar Bear then thought a bit, and brought Salmoneus' skull.
"Sometimes I wonder why you aren't dead" said Penguin.
Suddenly Gandalf bursted into the Cafe crying tears of blood. Sasako didn't know what the black tears of depression were.
"Hey, are you crying blood?" she asked in a concerned voice, touching a tear.
"FUCK OFF!" Gandalf said, casting Cruciatus on her and flipping the bird at her. She screamed and run around screaming.
"Kawai" said Panda.
"Oh my fucking Satan" said Dipper Pines depressedly. He was wearing a black satan (geddit cos im goffik) jacket, a black t-shirt that said "bitch" and other swear words, black baggy jeans, black congress shoes, white eye liner and red contacts that said so much evil and depressedness.
"MISTER PINES WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" said Umbridge. She was wearing a slutty pink dress, blue jeans, red high heels and orange tan lotions.
Dipper showed his middle finger at her because she was a prep.
"VERY WELL YOU WILL GO TO AZERBAIJAN FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS!"