This isn't an actual fanfiction. Although it's based on The vampire diaries, the content below has nothing to do with it. We wrote this just for fun, and it shouldn't be taken seriously. We apologize if we offended anyone.
The drunken diaries
By Two Sick Disturbed Bitches
It all started in my bedroom. I was lying naked on the top of my bed, and watching Justin Bieber's new music video "Boyfriend"! Every time Bieber said "boyfriend," I drank
a shot of tequila. I was drunk in three minutes. I rolled off the bed, and hit my head. I blacked out, and saw a pink-glittery-rainbow-puking unicorn. His name was Nanny Goat.
I started milking him. His milk was colorful and smelled like a fresh pile of mice shit with a hint of Harry Potter's magic wand after a week without washing. The unicorn said,
"I'm going to molest you, mwahaha! Feel free to scream!" Evil grin spread all over his pretty little slightly scared and infected (but still pretty) face, as he jumped me and
started screaming "Take this, you fucking retard! Try to ride me again, and I'm gonna ride you twice as hard, you little bitch!" I took a deep breath and relaxed. And then,
sadly, it was all over. I started screaming, "Moorrreee! You incompetent imp!" He was quite shocked. He definitely didn't like the fact that he came in less time than I need
to write everything I know on a chemistry test when my sexy ass teacher is hornyly watching me. He started stammering, "I'm sorry. The only thing that keeps my dick up
for more than a mouse's fart, is my sis. I love her so much." Then I woke up. I was dead. Later, I realized I was, in fact, ass raped. The ginger albino niggers did it with their
majestic toys. I was sure of it. I decided to go to a save house, but then I remembered Justin Bieber was there, and I immediately came, Again. Then I took a bullet to
thechest, and miserably died in agony, and burned in hell until the end of the universe.
Based on a true story.
We know we created a new word "Hornyly" xD
Again sorry, this was just for fun.