I adopted this story of ToWriteBlakeOnHerArms in case you were wondering
Prologue
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, okay London, England to be exact, a little girl was born to two people. One was my ultra super-duper fantabulous mom, Dr. Valencia Martinez, former Royal Consort, and MD and the other, my not so awesome, kinda dickish father, His Royal Highness Jebediah Lewis Charleton Batchelder, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories King, Head of the 16 Commonwealth Realms, Defender of faith, and Supreme Governor of the Church of England. Yeah that's a lot of titles. Now obviously enough, that little girl was me, Her Royal Highness Maximum Annaba Martinez Batchelder, Princess Royal, Heiress Presumptive. I bet you don't even know what that means. Well I don't either.
You see it all started when my dear old mummy took a nice vacation to some indigenous African nation and HRH daddy himself happened to be there too. My mom almost fell into a river, my dad saved her, and the two fell hopelessly in love. Then, during a rather steamy night in their tent, and one broken condom later, I was thus conceived.
There you have it. The story of how I came to be.
Now a-days I live, in the unofficial capital of America itself, the big apple, New York City. To be more specific a refurbished luxury townhome from the early 19- late 1800s in Brooklyn. In this old house I live with my younger half-sister Ella (the little brat..), mummy dearest, and my Scottie, Total.
Well now that you've that story, time for another one. The story of how I had to re claim my throne, date cute guys, and eat cookies.
AUTHOR's NOTE
About the titles I've given Max and Jeb in this chapter: Now after some rather extensive research, I found the real titles of the queen of England and thought it best to give them to Jeb, since after all, he's the king of mother-frakking England. Now for some of you who were wondering, the 16 Commonwealth Realms that I've mentioned are a group of countries that the main English monarchy remains some sort of control over. They are, to name a few, Australia, Jamaica, Canada, the Barbados, Grenada, St. Lucia, Papau New Guinea, Belize, and of course the United KIngdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
As for Max's titles, I took some titles from the Queen's assorted children and through them together as I saw fit.
Max's name: Max's name for this story, as you can see, is Maximum Annaba Martinez Batchelder. I know I didn't include "Ride", but I couldn't see where to fit it in. As for her middle name, Annaba, is the name of a northeastern city in Algeria. I personally love the name, I couldn't help myself, not to use it.