There has been so many dark stories for VA lately thanks to Shadow kiss, that I thought we could use a few laughs in this dark world we are all obsessed with, so here START LAUGHING!!!
This story will contain charecters the way they were before all the tragedy happen this includes Dimitri, but he will NOT be Strigoi so we can enjoy ourself, Mason will also be here too and he will NOT be a ghost!.
Disclaimer: THose damned pink bunnies, they will kill anyone who sues. *Evil laugh*
Lissa: Hello I am Lissa Dragomir, Welcome to VA therapy!
Rose: Why the Hell am I here again?
Lissa: Because you get to get out of your classes?
Rose: Oh, thats right.
Dimitri: Hey Roza *smiles at Rose*
Rose: *stares in awe at him*
Lissa: Hey Rose you okay?
Rose: *Realizes where she is* Oh yea fine just a......headache that all!
Adrian: Whatz up gang, Did the little Dhampir miss me?
Rose: Sure we will go with that.
Adrian: *CHEERS*
Rose: *rolls eyes*
Lissa: anyway so if you got a problem just stop by and we will help you, so hurry up and make your apointment.
Rose: What she means to say is, PUT YOUR ASSES INTO GEAR AND GET OVER HERE.
Lissa: Rose don't be mad at our future customers....hopefully.
Rose: But they won't hurry unless we tell them to! *whining*
Lissa: Alright so hurry on over
Victor: I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND FORCE MY BELIEFS ON THEM!!
Rose: Shut the hell up!
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With Humor and Vampires
Vildarra