The Best of Sharpay Evans
1. "That's right...I'm bad. Bad to the bone baby."
2. "I feel like beating up a pineapple with a bat."
3. "Troy, that chick is checking you out...I'm gonna kill the bitch!"
4. "I wish I had Brad Pitt was in my bed."
5. "Ryan had a guy in his room last night and was making funny noises."
6. "Gabriella told me that you sucked in the sack."
7. "Have you ever seen a monkey table dance?"
8."Troy, you can trust me. Are you gay?"
9. "Ha, I saw Chad checking you out. I knew he was into you."
10. "I found a pineapple in my pocket."
11. "I think I'm allergic to the sun."
12. "I'm wonder woman!"
13. "I saved batman from the cave."
14. "I like my cake batter. It's better than your cake batter."
15. "Oh yeah, I know how to work a stripper pole."
16. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours.
17. "Look I can fly...OW!"
18. Yo mama!
19. I had my first lesbian expreience at ten. Why wait for college, right?"
20. I think I'm going to throw up...on your shoes."
21. "Ha! I don't know what I'm laughing at, but Ha!
22. Eww! I so knew you wore man panties!"
23. "Chad stop starring at Ryan's ass. If you want to touch just do it, okay. You're making us all feel uncomfortable!"
24. "I actually seriously thought you were truly gay. My bad."
25. "Do you want me to cancel the male stipper now that you'e straight again?"
26."Hey, Kesli can fly...oh shit!"
27. "I don't know why my brother has hot fudge..."
28. "Um...what's an orgasm and how much do they cost?"
29. "Why do I feel the need to do the souja boy?"
30. "Chad's the principle's drug dealer? I thought he was just sleeping with him."
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I know it's like really random, but I was bored. So...yeah...review! pretty please!
-Peace!