EPOV:

Her beautiful brown eyes were like swimming pools, filled with the most delicious thing; her love for me. I loved this girl so much, that I couldn't resist being without her, watching her debate with my dear little brother was hard enough to let her do on her own. Her cries of protest against him were flawless - sometimes, she wouldn't even let him retaliate against her. To think, in just a few short months, I would be able to claim her as my own, and shower her with anything she wished for. For now, just being in her presence was enough.

"Emmett, humor me, please. Major over rules Lieutenant." she hissed at him. Wait. My sweet Bella can hiss? Or she's been hanging around with us for too long. I say it's the latter.

"No way! Lieutenant over Major!" he boomed back, playfully, knowing that I'd gladly rip him to shreds if it was any other way. He knows this how? Because I've ripped him to pieces once before, over a trivial matter.

She sighed, and looked to Jasper, an evil glint in her eyes. "Hey, Jazzy-bear, doesn't Major go over Lieutenants?" she said. Jasper gave a grin at his nickname, he admitted to only letting sweet Bella call him that, he even enjoyed it. Alice, of course, didn't mind it much, because she knew her 'sister' far too well. Maybe better than myself.

"Well, Jingle Bells, I believe it does. Oh wait, not believe, but it DOES over rank them. I would know." Jasper grinned again, and leaned to his left, where Bella had sat, and pecked her forehead. You see, my idiotic brothers had made the habit of having her sit between them. They said it was safer. I scoffed when they said it, but let it lie. My dear Bella however, loved the arrangements, because I had been sat on the other table end by Rosalie. Sad.

She grinned at her new nickname and turned to Emmett. "Pay up Emmy-boy. You know the bet. $50 to me, and $50 to Jazzy-bear." My girlfriend was diabolical, and running my brother broke. I always knew his gambling would catch up to him. Never thought it would be because of my sweetheart, though.

He grumbles under his breath, but of course, us vampires heard it, and Rosalie lightly thumped him for it. She shook her head as he began passing out his money in fifty dollar bills. He then slapped it into their hands, and stood up with his untouched tray, grumbling.

As he was walking off, Alice had a last chance vision and began lightly laughing, blocking me from any thoughts she was having. Of course, she chose the most annoying to block me though; 'I Kissed A Girl'. I groaned, and turned to look at Bella, she was gone. I looked around the cafeteria and found her behind Emmett.

"Hey Emmett!" she exclaimed, throwing shudders down his back. When she did, the cafeteria went absolutely silent. Jasper was grinning, Rosalie was ignoring everything and everyone, and Alice was still laughing. I, on the other hand, was confused.

He turned around quickly, much faster than he should have, and Bella spoke again. "There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it." she said, with an evil grin. My big lug of a brother glared, before laughing, the rest of the cafeteria following him, and I, finally knowing what was so funny. In the midst of laughing, I swear I could've heard Jasper say 'I've taught her well. She has surpassed the master.'

AN: Okay, so this came out of nowhere, but the quotes were just too good that I couldn't resist NOT using them. Free to review. More soon. :3 1-11-09 revisions were made.