Title: Misery Loves Company
Author: Shen
Characters/Pairings: Jack, Nine
Rating: G
Summary: Written for the prompt, "Jack annoys Nine and has to face the consequences." Humor and a drabble, so 100 words exactly.
Author's Note: For yamx as a thanks for beta-reading the final chapter of "Punk Venom." Sorry for the delay; it's been quite a week!
"It's only fair, lad."
"I said I was sorry!" Jack yells from his bedroom. Jeez, he feels like a morose teenager barricaded in here, but hell if he's leaving under these circumstances.
"Well, I can't make you come out, but I can cut your hot water." Jack sighs. "Look, I'll tell Rose to stay behind. That save your vanity?" The door opens.
"Jack, if you hadn't told them I can dance, we wouldn't even be on this planet anymore. It's tradition that visitors conduct their yearly planting ceremony."
"Well, who says your background singer has to wear a flower costume?!"