It`s been years since I have last been to my real home in Onett. This King stuff is awesome and all but…what am I saying this is the best thing that has ever happened! Well next to that time I met Gygas who taught me a lot on being bad and stuff. But even I have to admit its lonesome. Yes I have everyone bowing down to me, and then I have all these cool animals/robots or humans with mind control then they have metal bones! They are basically all robot but were once human. I even have my own army of pig masks! When I was 5 years old Picky and I would pretend to have our own army, then we`d pretend to take over the world, it was so much fun! Picky…it`s been so long since I saw the little guy, he always tried to be better than me. So what if he was mom`s favorite and who cares if he always made friends with everyone he met, while I was the one with one true friend, Ness. Even though Ness and I had to fight each other for I wanted evil to win and the world to be under my control, then he wanted the world to be like it was before Gygas and I were causing destruction and turning people and animals bad. I didn't like everything the way it was before with my abusive father then my crazy mom always yelling and supporting my father on his actions, it was unbearable! But, now that I am ruler of everyone and everything I can do whatever I want to them. The world is my play room and everything in it are my toys. Now back to this strange feel of lonesome I need to find a way to cure this pain. Maybe I shall make another cyborg just like the Masked Man but this one will be perfect! This one will be Ness! If you think it will be a replica of Ness your wrong i`m going to send my Pigmasks back to my old time and home and make them catch Ness and bring him to Dr. Andonuts who will do to Ness what he did to the kid named Claus who is now my Masked Man or also known as my second hand man of the army. Together me and my best friend Ness will rule the world, but till then I must have my guards take me out of this blasted Mechanical Spider that was specially made for me to ride around in. I have this Spider Robot because of all that time travel I have done. It turned my skin blue and made 108 years old! I was only 8 when I started using time travel thanks to Gygas who gave me all these crazy ideas in the first place. But in the meantime, tomorrow will be the day when Ness and I start to take over the world…with a friend, Ness and I will be best friends again just like old times...just like old times.