**A silly little excerpt of a random Akatsuki event. I don't really know...I don't even know if it's funny or not. Just short randomness. I have absolutely no idea what genre it should be under.
Akatsuki's Quirks
"Tobi, stay still!" Itachi pinned him down against the bed. "Goddamnit."
He rummaged through his bag and finally pulled out the item he was searching for. He opened it up.
"Ewww smells nasty!" Tobi whined.
"Just hold still! It'll be over in a few minutes."
He unscrewed the cap and shifted to get a good grip on Tobi, who was scrunched up against the wall trying to get away, a look of utter terror on his face. Itachi grit his teeth in annoyance.
"Idiot, stop that! It's just nail polish!" He swiped the brush neatly across Tobi's nail, covering it with a neat coat of black polish.
"No! Stop!" Tobi screamed. Itachi rolled his eyes. Why did he have to be the one to do this? Why did it even matter if their nails were black or not?
Pein stood in the doorway.
"Hurry up Itachi. And the black makes us look more menacing."
Itachi sighed, and returned his attention to Tobi's nails, ignoring the horrified screams of the immature boy.
Yep...that was it. Ha. Hope you didn't expect too much. It was just to jump start my interest in writing. Not my best writing ever...
Extra note: if you read "The Fake Proposal" I'm halfway done with the next chapter. I want to post earlier (way earlier) than I usually do just because I usually take so long it's probably annoying.
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