A/N: I recently got the script for the pantomime I'm doing, I read it through and I could imagine the Kickin it characters filling them roles. It isn't the original story although it is going along the plot of the pantomime. By the way they don't do Karate in this but it does mention it a couple of times. Well Ty and Rudy mention it a couple of times. It's also a modern version of the pantomime and I have also changed it a bit to make it my own . Also Eddie isn't in this fan fiction and they are about 17-18 and look about how they do in Season 3.

Red Riding Hood/Belinda Merry: Kim Crawford

Prince Edwin of Entertainia/The Huntsman: Jack Brewer

Bobby Shaftoe/Princes Servant: Jerry Martinez

Grandma (It's going to be Grandad in this though): Rudy Gillespie

Sir Jasper/The Villain: Ty Hunter

Hustle and Bustle/Jasper's Henchmen: Frank and Brody

Bo – Peep/Belinda's best friend: Grace Jones

Boy Blue/ Belinda's other best friend: Milton Krupnick

Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' It, any of the characters included in Kickin' It or the plot/lines of Red Riding Hood by Norman Robbins. This Fanfic is not copyright I have told you that I don't own the plot or lines of the pantomime.


Ty Hunter stood at the tower in the middle of Seaford looking down at all of the residents laughing and talking to each other. After getting fed up with everyone being so happy and joyful he came down the stairs and into the courtyard.

"What is everyone doing?" you see, everyone that turns 18 has to work for the mayor, which unfortunately for them, is Ty Hunter. "I didn't pay you to stand around all day to chat, I paid you to do your jobs so get back to work!" he hollered.

"Milton, Grace come here" Milton Krupnick and Grace Jones, best friends of Kim Crawford ran over to Ty.

"Yes sire"

"We need more flowers to decorate this place, would you two please go into the Forrest and collect some for us?"

Milton and Grace gasped at the word Forrest. "Out in the Forrest? You must be joking! I'm not going out there today, not with the wolf running around"

Ty glared at the bot in front of him. "Don't be ridiculous Milton, there is no wolf out there"

"Yes there is Sir and until someone gets rid of it then I am definitely not going out there and I'm sure Milton isn't either"

"Blah, your nothing but a pack of cowards. If I hadn't of badly hurt my knee during a karate tournament a long time ago I would go out there and kill it with my own hands"

Grace and Milton roll their eyes as Grace replies sarcastically "oh it must be so wonderful to be as brave as you are Sire Ty"

"Yes, Yes I suppose it is" he said, not knowing that Grace's comment was sarcastic. "Nothing scares Ty Hunter" he puts his arm up in the air and fist – pumps the sky, screaming like a little girl when he sees a small spider crawl up his arm.

"I thought you said nothing scares you Sire?" Grace smirked.

"Get back to work" he snarled before turning around and walking back towards the tower as Grace and Milton walked towards the edge of the Forrest.

When Ty reached the top of the tower again he was greeted by his two (annoying) Henchmen, Frank and Brody. They were both incredibly stupid and had a brain the size of a pea.

"Where have you two been?"

"Sorry were late sire we were at a celebration party"

"A celebration party?"

"Yes, for my Grandad's one hundredth and twelfth birthday. Oh it was amazing – caviar, champagne, music and gorgeous, gorgeous girls"

"And did he enjoy it Brody?"

"I haven't a clue, he died when he was seventy"

Ty sighed and rolled his eyes, "Gah, I don't know why I put up with you two. You're the laziest henchmen I've ever employed. I've a good mind to fire both of you and hire a couple of real villains to do my dirty work" Frank and Brody looked at each other with worry and gasped.

"Oh, don't do that Boss. You won't find anybody better than us. We're villains, pure and simple"

"Yes. I'm pure and he's –"

Frank cut him off before he could finish that sentence "Watch it. Watch it"

Ty sighed and rubbed his face "Do you know what today is?"

Frank said 'Friday' without hesitation at the same time Brody said 'Monday'. They looked at each other before saying a different date, Frank saying 'Tuesday' whilst Brody said 'Sunday'. They exchange looks again before finally saying Saturday and Thursday.

Ty glared at the two idiots in front of him. "It's Wednesday, you idiots. And the day I'm collecting the rent from that foul faced old faggot, Rudy Gillespie. He hasn't paid a penny for the last 10 years and if she doesn't cough up today, it's into the streets with him"

"RUDY GILLESPIE?" They both shouted at the same time. "But you can't throw him out sire, that's Red Riding Hood's favourite Grandad"

"I don't care if he's the king; No rent – no cottage. And that's final"

Brody looked doubtful but with one final glare from Ty he replied. "Alright, if that's what you want cock"

"And don't call me cock. Call me what the rest of the villigers call me"

"All right. You cross – eyed, two – faced, dim – witted, knock – kneed –"

Frank quickly put his hand over Brody's mouth, shutting him up whilst laughing nervously. "He – He's only joking squire" when he realised Brody had stopped trying to talk throughout his hand he took it away. "So, er, what do you want us to do?"


Milton and Grace were running through the village when they finally found Kim on the edge of the Forrest.

"Red Riding Hood. Thank goodness we found you"

"Where on earth have you been Red? We were worried sick!"

"Calm down Grace I was only in the Forrest collecting flowers. Aren't they beautiful" she held the bunch of tulips and roses out for Milton and Grace to see.

"Haven't you heard? Has nobody told you?" Milton practically screamed in her face. Now Kim was very confused.

"Told me what?"

"There's a great big wolf out in the Forrest. Just waiting to gobble up the first unsuspecting person it comes across" Kim laughed at Grace's words.

"Don't be so silly, Grace. There are no wolves in Seaford these days. Grandad Rudy chased the last one away when he was a boy"

"So everyone keeps telling us. But now there's another one, and according to rumour it's fiercer than ever!"

"But how would anyone know? Apart from Grandad, no – one's ever seen a wolf before. And as the King ordered all frightening pictures and descriptions to be removed from our school books years ago, I'm sure I wouldn't know what a wolf looked like even if I tripped over one!"

"Well… They've got big teeth – and sharp claws – and bushy tails"

"But so has a dog Milton"

"It scattered my sheep all over the place"

Milton nodded along to Grace's answer before adding his own. "And it drove my cows into the cornfield"

"But a dog could do them things too!"

"Perhaps she's right Grace. I mean – what would a wolf be doing here out of all places!?"

"And it was Lindsay who said she'd seen it and you know how much she love's the attention. Oh, you're so sensible Red Riding Hood. The rest of us just panicked when we found out. What on earth would we do without you?"

"I'm sure you'd manage Grace" Kim laughed. "But I'd wish you'd stop calling me Red Riding Hood. I didn't mind when I was small but I'm all grown up now. Sometimes I think I'm the only one in the village who knows what my real name is."

Milton smirks. "Oh I wouldn't say that, Kim. The boys in the village know exactly what your name is"


A/N: Please review. Next chapter will be up soon. It's going to be probably between 10 and 20 chapters and the chapters may vary in length. Remember I do not own the plot or the characters of kickin it. Remember to review. Oh and I have a poll on my profile about what story you want me to do next. Please answer that. Thanks

~ Rachel.