A/N- Sora and Kairi are arguing about which Smoothie tastes better, but no one knows. Riku and Selphie walk in on them and it takes off. To Tell you the truth, I like it but not as I visioned it in my head but whatever. I wanted it to be like a parody of Mr. And Mrs. Smith but as I was writing it took of to another whole different topic. Well enjoy!! Please Review SO I can find my errors and work on them.
A Epic tale about Smoothies
Kairi- (unhinges a door for shield) HEY! Watch it!!
Sora- (firing many guns) Never! Not until we settle this once and for all!
Kairi- Fine, then this is war! (she tears a teddy bear in half and has a flame gun) AUTO-FIRA!!!
Sora- Hey I gave that teddy bear to you for Christmas!
Kairi- Too bad buddy, looks like you're gonna have to get me another one.
Sora- That is, if you win this war.
Kairi- What makes you think I won't?
Sora- This! (Takes out his key blade) HIYYYA!
Kairi- (Takes cover with the door) Ha. Nice try. But I can do that better (takes out a girl-ier key blade) PREPARE YOURSELF! GLADIATOR!
Sora- EEK! (runs)
-Riku and Selphie enter with a bunch of candy and other article of junk food. But as soon as they enter an explosion goes off.-
Riku-(holding a bunch of bags full of junk food. He puts the bags down on the floor) WHAT THE FUDGE!! I am gone with Selphie for five minutes to get food for the movie, and you guys mess up my Mom's living room? What the hell were you thinking? HUH????!!!
Selphie- (drinking her smoothie) Yeah! This was supposed to be for you two to get closer not have a maniacal raging war. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE-(she gets cut off by Riku who is nudging her shoulder)
Riku- WHAT Selphie means is that… YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TEAR UP MY LIVING ROOM! Kairi….no no no…. Sora come with me to my kitchen a sec…
Sora gets up and follows Riku to the Kitchen.
Selphie- What were you arguing about this time? Puppies? Candles? BROOMS?!
Kairi- (In a low tone voice)…smoothies…..
Selphie- (she looks at the smoothie in her hand in fear, and then she throws it on the floor) How ridiculous.
-Meanwhile In the Kitchen-
Riku- What were you thinking? You…you…you big foot freak!
Sora- HEY! No need to get personal…….it started with the smoothies….
Riku- Wha?!?! (puts his hand over his chest) I think my heart stopped beating.
-Selphie and Kairi enter-
Selphie- OH NO MY POOR RIKU! I think he needs mouth to mouth resuscitation! (she puts her lips on his, but then they start getting intimate.)
Kairi- WTF?! Cut it out Selphie.
Sora- (looks at Kairi) Hey why haven't I thought of that….?
Kairi- Because…you know you'll never get any.
-Kairi Leaves-
Sora- Aww man…..
-End… SO far….-