Hey everyone, I'm Jiro Uchiha. This is a compilation fic with my brother, KinX666, who will likely never post his own content. So everything that has to do with KinX666 will likely be on my Fanfiction. Never done anything YuGiOh related, so please forgive me if this is a bit awkward, as most of my other fics include conflict being settled through combat, not card games. Thanks, Jiro Uchiha and KinX666
The sun shined on New Domino city, a crisp, cool autumn day blowing by as the school year at the New Domino Duel Academy had begun. Hades, as he was known, walked the streets of New Domino, off to a new card shop in town. Adorned in a standard blue Duel Academy uniform, Hades grumbled at how different it was from the normal way he dressed. Sighing, he looked at a small two story building on a street corner. The recently opened Kodomo Card Shoppe. Walking in, he looked to the owner, a woman by the name of Yuuki Kodomo smiling as she swept the floor in the shop. "Hello Hades, how are you today?" she asked, and he shrugged. "Uniforms are shit, but other than that, I'm fine." he said, glancing at the various cards and packs that adorned cases and shelves in the shop. A door in the rear of the shop opened, and Yuuki's son, Hades' friend Ankh, walked out, sighing at the uniform as he glanced across the shop to his friend. He looked to his mother, smiling kindly, and bowing respectfully, before departing the shop with Hades. "Man, of all the fucking times to move here. When the school year starts, and not ends." he said, and Ankh chuckled. "Well, at least we have a better chance of getting on the school's good side. And by school, I mean girls and principles." he said, chuckling. Ankh glanced to him.
Hades hummed. "Our first course is on Dragon Type monsters, right?" he asked, and Ankh nodded. Hades chuckled. "Well, since I always use a dragon deck, I think I'll do just fine." he said, and Ankh concurred with a nod. The school came into view, and made Hades grumble. "Man, I fucking hate school. But, Duel Academy helps you hone your dueling skills, so I guess it's okay." he said, looking at the large building. "Hopefully, our dorms are near each other, so I don't have to travel too far to bitch about pain in the ass teachers." he said. He turned to Ankh, sighing. "So, what are we doing after school?" he asked, and Ankh shrugged. "You know, a conversation IS between two people." he said, and Ankh closed his eyes, the sound of chatter and footsteps apparent in his ears. Hades grunted. "Fine. Fuck you. I can talk to myself then." he said, folding his arms. Ankh sighed, looking to him. "I have not said anything, because I have to say." Ankh stated, and Hades felt his jaw go slack.
"Nothing to say? Nothing to fucking say? How the FUCK do you have nothing to say? I've said so Fucking much to you, and yet, you-oof, hey watch where the fuck your-" he said, stopping and looking at the person he bumped into. She was very attractive to Hades, and his freezing to stare at her was what made that fact obvious. Her hair was long and dark, a burgundy color, with the tips of her long bangs being a lighter color. Her eyes were shinning blue orbs that captivated Hades, causing him to blink slack-jawed a few times, before regaining his composure. He was about to say something, when Ankh held out a bottle of water to him. "Thirsty?" he asked, the dual meaning not lost on Hades, who glared at his friend. "Sorry about that, I was just yelling at my friend here," he began, glaring at Ankh, who held one eye open lazily. "and I bumped into you. Are you okay? I'm Hades." he said, holding out his hand for her to shake. She placed her smaller, pale hand into his, shaking it. "I'm fine. I'm Okami. Okami Fudo." she said, and Hades hesitated for a second. "Fudo? As in Yusei Fudo?" he asked, and she nodded. "Yusei is my father." she said, and Hades gaped, looking to Ankh. "Yusei. I just shook hands with Yusei Fudo's daughter." he said, and Ankh shrugged. "That means nothing. Just because her father is a good duelist, doesn't mean she is." he said, and she frowned, glaring at him.
Another child, standing in a group behind Okami, spoke up. With a hair color that was halfway between blond and orange tied in a loose ponytail behind him, that barely reached his shoulders, Hades felt something towards him. Something negative. And the other child felt the same, as Hades could see in his brown eyes. "Hey you, what do you think you are doing near MY girlfriend?" he asked, his french accent so thick, Hades had a hard time understanding it. Okami turned to him, frowning. "Calm down Pierre." she said, and Hades chuckled. "Your girlfriend? The way I see it, unless there's a ring on her finger, or a baby in her stomach, she's free game." he said, raising a brow and smirking. Pierre growled, gritting his teeth. "How dare you talk about her like that!" he yelled, and Hades chuckled. "Calm down Frenchy, or you'll melt all the butter in a ten mile radius." Hades taunted, and Okami chuckled. "You know, you're funny." she said, and Hades smiled, bowing. "Anything to appease the masses." he said, and Pierre growled. Another child stepped up, frowning and looking down on Pierre.
"For fuck's sake Pierre, you're the son of a signer. Start acting like it." he said, his slightly spiked blond hair and gray eyes portraying an appearance similar to someone Hades knew. He blinked. "Wait a second. Son of a signer? Are ALL of you the children of signers?" he asked, and they nodded. "Yup. Well, except for Philip there. He's the son of friends of signers." Okami said. The gray eyed child nodded. "I'm Axel Atlas, and this buffoon here is Pierre Hogan." he said, causing the french accented duelist to turn on him and bicker. A blue haired member of the group nodded. "I'm Lars." he said, and Hades nodded back. "Hades. But you already knew that." he said, and then chuckled. Okami yelled at the bickering children, and then turned to Hades. "Hey, you wanna join our group?" she asked, and Pierre gaped. "What? You cannot do that Okami!" he yelled, and Okami frowned. "Yes I can." she said, and Pierre growled. Okami smiled. "Fine then. We have a bit of time before class, so how about this? You and Philip duel Hades and his friend. If you win, they can't be friends with us, but if they win, they can be? Is everyone okay with that?" she asked, and everyone nodded, except for Ankh, who simply frowned. Pierre and Philip stepped forward, pulling their duel disks from their backpacks and inserting their decks into them. Ankh and Hades did the same, the duel starting off with a lot of tension in the air.
"I'll go first!" Pierre called, drawing and smirked. "I summon Twilight Rose Knight in Attack Mode!" he called, the blue haired, black armored knight coming from a light erupting from the ground. "Next, I activate my knight's ability to Special summon Botanical Girl from my hand." he called, summoning the plant haired monster. "Next, my level three Botanical Girl will be getting a tuning from My knight!" he called, and the plant haired girl leapt into the air, the Knight splitting into three lights that morphed into rings, surrounding the Botanical Girl. "And now, I synchro Summon, Queen Of Thorns!" he said, the thorny, fly trap handed woman erupting onto the field, causing Ankh to frown. "And now, each of us must pay 1000 life points to normal or special summon non-plant type monsters." he said, and smirked. "Next, I activate Botanical Girl's special ability. Now, when she leaves the field and heads to the graveyard, I can add one Plant Monster with 1000 or less Defense points from my deck to my hand." he said, smirking as he ended his turn.
Philip began his turn, drawing silently. Philip smirked. "I summon Eccentric boy in attack mode!" he called, the stick figure looking monster appearing, his signature robes blowing in the wind. "And now, I activate his ability!" he called. "Now, I can synchro summon with monsters in my hand, but, my monsters abilities are negated." he called, and Hades rose a brow, glancing to his friend. "And now, I tune my level 3 Eccentric Boy with my level three Lizard Soldier to synchro Summon... Gaia Knight, the Force of the Earth!" he called, the knight streaming onto the field, both of his jousting spears in his hand. "And now, I end my turn." he said.
Ankh chuckled. "You just cut your life points in half to summon a weak monster. How pitiful." he said, drawing and smirking. "First, I activate Fissure, which destroys the monster on the field with the Lowest attack points." he said, a hole opening in the ground, a massive clawed hand grabbing Queen of thorns and dragging her down. Ankh sighed. "And now I can play monsters without worry." he said, smirking. "Next, I activate Double Summon, which lets me set or summon an additional time this turn." he said. "Next, I summon Lord and Lady of Dragons!" he called, summoning the two dragon armored Spellcasters. "Next, I activate the spell card Melody of Awakening Dragon." he called. A blue dragon decorated guitar appeared, falling into Lord of Dragons' hands. He played one long note, sounding similar to a dragon's screech. "Thanks to this card, I can add two dragons with 3000 or more attack points and 2500 or less defense points from my decks to my hand." he said, the duel disk ejecting two cards into his hand. Ankh chuckled.
"I now activate my last card, The Flute of summoning Dragon!" he called, and Pierre and Philip froze. "Now, I can special summon the two dragons I added to my hand. I summon both of my White Night Dragons!" he called, summoning the two blue, icy dragons to the field. He smirked. "Now, I could win the duel right here, but where would be the fun in that? So, as such, I wont win the duel this turn. However, my White Night Dragon will attack Your Gaia Knight!" he called, the dragon screeching as it unleashed a massive black of icy energy from it's mouth, destroying the knight and reducing Philip's life points by 400. "Now, I'll end my turn." he said, and looked to Hades, to began to laugh as he drew.
"First I activate my own Double summon!" he called. "Next, I summon Masked dragon in Attack mode!" he called, the frightening creature rearing it's ugly head as it rose from the ground. "Next, I sacrifice my partner's Lord and Lady of Dragons!" he called, and the two Spellcasters began to fade away, their shards forming into a single ball over Hades as he chuckled. "I summon, Red Eyes Black Dragon!" he called, the black dragon erupting from the energy generated by the two Spellcasters. "Next I remove from play my Masked dragon to special summon Red Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon!" he called, the metallic wyvern erupting from inside Masked Dragon. "Next, I activate My Red Eyes' special ability, so that I can Special summon Armed Dragon Lv.3 from my hand!" he called, and summon the small, bulldog like dragon. "Now, I remove him from play to summon Another Red Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon!" he called, the dragon exploding as another metal wyvern rose from the ground. Hades chuckled. "Now, I have two 3000 attack point White Night Dragons, two 2800 attack point Red Eyes Darkness Metal Dragons, and my 2400 attack point Red Eyes Black Dragon. And your fields are empty. What do you think is gonna happen?" he asked, and hummed, tapping his chin.
The two remain silent, in awe at the five dragons floating above the two newcomers. Hades sighed. "No answer? I guess you don't know. Let me spell it out for you. You're completely and utterly fucked. White Night Dragons, Red Eyes Darkness Metal Dragons, and of course, Red Eyes Black Dragon, attack!" he called, and the five dragon unleashed various attacks, from the icy energy of White Night Dragon, to the Inferno Fireball of Red Eyes Black Dragon, to red, fire like energy blasts from Red Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon. The energy morphed together, completely decimating the duo's life points. When the huge flash of light that followed diminished, both duelists fell to their knees smoking, their clothing stained with dirt from the blast, their life point counters reduced to 0, the dragons fading as the newcomers packed up their duel disks as the bell rung, both students walking past. Ankh stopped. "I never introduced myself. You may call me Ankh." he said, bowing respectfully, before turning and heading inside. Hades clapped the smoking shoulders of the two duelists, laughing. "You guys suck. At least you got your lineage going for you." he said, walking past, nodding to Axel and stopping at Okami. "If you ever need a REAL duelist on your side, I'm here for you." he said, smiling and winking before catching up to Ankh.
Sitting down next to each other, Ankh and Hades waited for the teacher to begin calling names, and assigning dorms. When the teacher walked into the room, Hades leaned forward from his relaxed posture, noticing that their teacher was infact Luna Lancaster, the signer known for her Ancient Fairy Dragon. She smiled and nodded, and began assigning dorms. "Pierre Hogan, you will be dorming with Philip Cooper and Axel Atlas." she said, and the three males sighed, disliking their soon to be roommates. "Okami Fudo, you will be Dorming with Tina and Ushio Trudge." she said, and the Trudge Twins looked to Yusei's daughter, who chuckled and waved nervously. "And finally, Lars Lancaster, you will be dorming with.. Hades and Ankh? Is that your full name?" she asked, and the two newcomers glanced at each other, then chuckled. "My name is a private thing, so everyone calls me by just my first name." he said, looking to Ankh, who opened his eyes slightly. "My name is Ankh. It's a shortened form of my first name. It's good enough." he said, and Pierre laughed. "It looks like the newcomers are trying to be dark and mysterious." he said, causing chuckles to rise up throughout the room. Hades laughed audibly. "Hey, I need to be. If I was any less dark and mysterious, you might mistake me for butter and try to cook me." he said, causing louder chuckles to erupt through the room.
"Take that back you racist!" he called, and Hades shrugged. "I speak the truth. You're the one who denies it." he said, and Pierre growled, but Luna spoke up. "That's enough. Both of you will not speak to each other, or about each other all day. If you're caught bickering again, you'll head straight to the Principle's office." she said sternly, and the two sighed. Ankh glanced to Hades and sighed. "Way to win over the school." He said, and Hades grumbled as Luna began her short lesson for the day, on Dragon Type Monsters, and archetypes that consist mostly of dragons, like the Red eyes, and Blue eyes groups. Hades watched intently, the woman speaking on his favorite type of monsters drawing him in, her kindness and knowledge radiating like a light in the dark. When class was dismissed, earlier then expected, and the students went to lunch, Hades rambled on about what he was going to eat once he got there.
The group traveled to the lunchroom, the newcomers not sitting well with some of the signer's children. Once the group sat down at the large benches, similar to supersized picnic tables, Pierre spoke up, looking to Ankh. "It seems that somebody can't fight their own battles." he said, and Ankh laughed. "If I were to fight my own battles, you would lose before it even begins." he said, and Pierre frowned. "And what is that supposed to mean?" he asked, and Ankh sighed. "It means that I'm so much better than you that there is no contest." he stated nonchalantly, angering Pierre. "How dare you! Do you know who I am?" he yelled, the lunchroom quieting down to listen to the scene. "Yes I do. A bitch." he said, folding his arms and closing his eyes. Hades laughed. "Man, you're just steamed because He's effortlessly serving you." he said, and Pierre turned on Hades. "You be quiet! I am not talking to you!" he yelled, and Hades chuckled. "Man, you're just upset because you're bitch made." he said, and Pierre seemed angered and confused by that statement.
"What is that even supposed to mean?" he asked, and Hades sighed. "It means that your mom is a hoe. It means that you're dad is a bitch. It means that you're deck is pathetic and that you yourself, are a pathetic bitch. The fuck else is it supposed to mean?" he asked. Pierre growled, but Hades put a hand up. "I'm sorry. I forgot something. It also means that every aspect of your life, except Okami," he began, winking at the girl. "Is absolutely pathetic, terrible, and almost not worth existing." he said, and Pierre growled, clenching his fist and swinging it at Hades. Hades laughed, shooting up so fast that no one saw it. His fist connected with Pierre's jaw with such intense force, that a crack resounded throughout the room, the gasps of the other students satisfying. Pierre's face was momentarily a mass of horror and pain before he hit the ground, his two front teeth scattering across the floor. Hades laughed, dismissing him. "Come back after you collect all your teeth." he said, walking from the table. Axel, Pierre's friend, leaped to his feet, but Ankh leapt up. The two stood, glaring at each other, Axel's gray eyes locked with Ankh's eerie black eyes. "Back off. This is between me and him." he said, glaring at Hades, who gave Axel the finger.
Axel growled, looking to the shorter Ankh. "Get out of my way if you don't want to get hurt." he said. Ankh smiled. "And just what are you going to do? Grate at my nerves with your accent and ego until I cry?" he taunted, and Axel growled, pulling back, fist clenched. Ankh's hand shot out, clenching around the taller duelist's throat, before he lifted him up and slammed him into the table, where various foods stained his uniform and coated his body. "You're not even half the man you're father was. But I'm pretty sure that you'll make a better woman than you're mother." he said, folding his arms, closing his eyes, and walking away, the bell ringing, signaling the end of the shortened day, and when the shortened day ended, the students headed to their dorms, where they would live for the week, only going home during the weekend. The concept didn't seem that foreign to the newcomers, sighing as they headed through the vast halls of Duel Academy to their dorm.
"So, according to this, the dorms were meant for up to three people, with two rooms, a large living area, a full kitchen and a full bathroom with a small balcony. Gods, this sounds better than my house." he said, and Ankh chuckled. "You and Lars can fight over which room to have. I want the Balcony." he said, and Hades blinked. "You're going to sleep on the balcony? Or are you gonna meditate, like you always do?" he asked, and Ankh chuckled. Seeing their dorm in the distance, with Lars standing at the door, waving to them. "Well, at least Lars isn't a complete fuck up." Hades said, and Ankh nodded in agreement, closing in on their new roommate. "What's good Lars?" Hades asked and he shrugged. "Nothing much. You guys okay with being roommates with me?" he asked, and Ankh nodded silently, Hades chuckling as he nodded. Lars grabbed the handle of the door and turned, walking into their dorm, finding the sight impressive.
The walls were blue, the bedrooms to either side of the door. The living area was wide, adorned with various objects, from a coffee table, to a couch, and a small television mounted into the wall. To one corner was the Kitchen, which was larger than Hades had anticipated, and to the other corner was the small Balcony, which Ankh eyed with intrigue. And, straight across the living area was the door to the bathroom, the whole set up making Hades laugh. "This is gonna be great!" he said, and flung his backpack on the ground, hopping on the couch, Lars joining him. Ankh placed his bag down carefully, sitting on the floor near the two. "So tell me, why does your mother still have her birthname? Hasn't she gotten married yet?" Hades asked, and Lars chuckled, seeming a bit unnerved by the questioned.
"She's married. It's just that.. well, she didn't need to changed her name if her husband had the same name." he said, and Hades looked to Ankh. "Any idea what he's talking about?" he asked, and Ankh sighed. "It means that his mother married her brother, and that his parents were siblings. Which is a bit odd in some situations, as his mother is his Aunt, and his father is his Uncle." he said, and Hades blinked.
"Oh. You're inbred. That's cool." he said, and Lars blinked, looking to the newcomer with a stunned expression. "You mean, it doesn't weird you out?" he asked, and Hades chuckled. "Nah. It's cool. At least you're not irritating like Pierre." he said, and Ankh nodded. "You're parents loved each other, and that's all that matters. Whether or not they were of blood relation means little to us." he said, and Hades nodded, agreeing. Lars smiled. "Thanks. You two are the first people to accept that." he said. Hades frowned. "What about the rest of the Signer's spawn?" he asked, and Lars sighed. "Pierre and Axel just put up with me because Okami said so, and Okami declared herself the leader, as she's the best duelist out of all of us, and She's Yusei's daughter. And Philip hates everyone." he said, and Hades laughed.
"Well, at least their honest about it. If you ever wanna bail on those chumps, we'll be here for ya." he said, and Ankh nodded. "You're a good friend. Don't waste your time or effort on those who can't accept you for who you are." he said. Lars smiled. "Thanks. It means a lot." he said. Hades and Ankh nodded. "No problem. We all accept you. Isn't that right guys?" he asked. A small, fiery red creature that reminded Lars of the infamous Kuriboh appeared, nodding. And a girl, looking like Dark Magician Girl in black armor, materialized on the couch near Hades. "Lars, I'd like you to meet Kuriburn and Magi Magi Magician Gal. They're my duel spirits." he said, and Lars was in shock.
"You have Duel Spirits?" he asked, and Hades nodded. "I've.. never seen these monsters before. Why haven't you used them?" he asked, and Hades smiled. "You'll see Kuriburn eventually. As for Magician Gal, well, you'll have to wait for her." he said, and chuckled. Lars turned to Ankh. "What about you? Do you have Duel Spirits?" he asked. Ankh nodded, looking to Lars. "You'll not see them for a while. At least, not until I know that I can truthfully trust you." he said, and Lars blinked but nodded. "That's good with me. By the way, what you two did at lunch was amazing." he said, and the three began to laugh at the whole scene, hearing Pierre's screams of pain as the school nurse tried to fix his broken jaw.
What do ya think? Try not to be TOO negative, it is my first try. I figured that trying out a story with a vulgar main would be interesting, especially in a fic where there is little physical combat. Remember that I'm not used to this if you choose to review, but I'm open to everything from flames to constructive criticism to praise. And I swear by the gods, if you flame my choice in pairings for the signer's, I will find you, and I will flame you.