It was a hot, and slow summer day. Taro was out on the deck fishing for something to bring home for him and his grandmother, Destiny to eat. Taro was thinking about what Destiny said to him before he left.
"GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GET ME SOME GRUB BEFORE EYE POUR JOOSE ALL OVER YOU!"
This thought stuck to Taro and he began growing weary and tired on getting notching to catch on his Super Rod. Nothing was happening. He didn't understand why his Grandmother didn't just send him to the nearby market. He thought she probably was drinking her sake again and couldn't think clearly.
"Ugh… I swear, Grandma just pisses me off. Day in and day out, she just does all these weird things. It's either under the influence of Mirage, Suika, or she just wants to annoy me. Oh well… Not my place to complain really…"
Taro continued to sit there, impatiently waiting for something to crab onto his Caterpie shaped bait. Then, the water started splashing everywhere. It got all over the deck and even some parts of his clothes. Taro was surprised that something finally caught onto the hook, but he had no idea how he would catch it. He decided to act fast and reel it in the best he could. And it worked.
"Damn… That was hard. Now, to see what I caught… Huh? A Crawdaunt?"
"P-plz! Eye beg u nawt 2 eat me!" the Crawdaunt cried, flailing as Taro picked it up in his hands.
"Uh… Sorry little guy, but me and my Grandma are hungry. Well, at least she is… So I'm afraid I'm gonna say no."
"PLZ! PLZ, PLZ, PLZ! Eye'll do anything! Anything u want! Just don't eat me!"
"What can you do for me, besides filling my stomach with your inner flesh."
"Uh.. um…. Eye KNOW!"
"The Crawdaunt jumped out of Taro's and pulled out a ukulele from his mouth. Taro stared in disgust as the Crawdaunt started to clean the saliva off the ukulele. The Crawdaunt then started to dance and play its miniature instrument at the same time.
"We were at the beach!
Everybody had, matching towels!
Somebody went under the dock
And there they found a CRAW-DAUNT!"
As the Crawdaunt continued to sign and dance around Taro, Taro began to get very annoyed. The more the Crawdaunt sang the angrier Taro got. He watched it dance around him, pouring more and more of its song into his ears. He felt the urge to kick the Crawdaunt off the dock, the moment it came near his foot.
'But it wasn't a crawdaunt…
It was a Crawdaunt, LOBSTAH!
~ukulele solo~
CRAW-DAUNT LOBSTAH!
~ukulele solo~
CRAW-DUANT LOBSTAH!
~ukulele solo~
So.. how did you like it?"
"…"
Taro lost his patience and kicked the Crawdaunt back into the lake where he caught it. As he walked away from the dock the Crawdaunt surfaced and yelled Thank You to Taro. Taro angrily turned around and shot a bird to the Crawdaunt. Taro never went finishing since then.