DISCLAIMER; I DO NOT OWN KINGDOM HEARTS OR THE WIGGLES OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT HAPPENS TO OCCUR IN MY STORY. EXCEPT THE IDEA THOUGH. JUST IN CASE THE STORY GETS CONFUSING I BOLDED DEMYX'S AND ROXAS' PARTS

Just another day in the Kitchen that Never was. Axel, Demyx and the little cry baby Roxas were gathered in the kitchen wearing white aprons and big puffy chef hats on their heads.

"Ok, get a large bowl." Axel said as he gestured his hand while reading off a small list on a piece of paper that he had in his hand. Demyx reached into a high dark ebony colored cupboard and opened it and retrieved a large plastic white bowl and set it on the counter.

"Check!" He remarked excitedly.

"Ok."Axel said. "Next get some fruit in the fridge." Roxas quickly turned around and opened the white refrigerator and rummaged through the drawers and retrieved random clear plastic bags of fruit.

"Check!" Roxas announced.

"Alright now we-"Axel began.

"Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy!
Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy!
Fruit Salad, Yummy Yu- "Demyx interrupted as he sang the fruit salad song from the Wiggles. (A program he watched on Saturday mornings)

"Demyx! Knock it off!" Axel shouted as he cut off Demyx.

"Hey! Why don't we sing while we make the fruit salad?" Roxas suggested happily as he raised a finger in the air excitedly.

"Yeah! Why don't we?" Demyx asked.

"Oh, alright." The pyro-maniac said with a sigh, "I guess it can't hurt…"

"Yay!" Exclaimed the key blade wielder and the sitar wielder in unison.

"Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy!
Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy!
Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy!" The three sang together with big smiles.

"Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad!" Roxas sang a solo loudly getting higher with each word he sang.

"Let's make some fruit salad today-" Axel began to sang and followed by Roxas and Demyx with a,

"Uh huh uh."

"It's fun to do it the healthy way."

"Uh huh uh."

"Take all the fruit that you want to eat
It's gonna be a fruit salad treat!"

"Peel your bananas!" Axel started as he took out some bananas and peeled them.

"The second step;" Roxas and Demyx sang together.

"Toss in some some grapes!" Axel sang again as he plucked grapes off the stems and tossed them into the bowl.

"The third step;"

"Chop up some apples, Chop up some melons! And put them on your plate!" Axel sang happily as he bagn chopping up said ingredients with a small knife.

"Now we've made it, It's time to eat it!"

"Uh huh uh."
"It tastes so good that you just can't beat it!"

"Uh huh uh."

"Give everyone a plate and a spoon;
we'll all be eating it very soon!" Then Axel grabbed out some plates in a nearby cupboard while Demyx pulled out some spoons in the silverware drawer. The pyro distributed the portions of the salad onto the three plates. Just then without the trio noticing Larxene and Zexion strolled into the kitchen and saw the scene before them. Demyx and Roxas were dancing in circles, Axel was using the spoon as a microphone and was singing. The two looked at each other with wide eyes and began to chuckle silently.

"The first step;"

"Eat up the banana." The three began to eat the whole bananas from the bowl.

"The second step;"

"Eat up some grapes!" The trio began to devour the said fruit.

"The third step;"

"Eat up some apples,
Eat the melons,
Now there's nothing on your plate!" Just as the lyrics were sung, there was in fact nothing left on any of their plates. Zexion and Larxene continued to chuckle in the doorway.

"Now we've had our fruit salad today!"

"Uh huh uh."

"It's time to put the scraps away!"

"Uh huh uh."

"Wash the bowls and wash the spoon,
let's do it all again real soon!" Demyx grabbed everyone's plate and tossed them into the sink and turned on the water, adding some dish soap.

"Fruit salad, Yummy yummy!
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy!
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy!" The trio sang together, Demyx was singing while scrubbing the dishes with a cloth while Roxas and Axel were dancing around.

"Yummy yummy yummy yummy
Fruit salad!" Roxas solo sang in the same tone he had done before.

"I can't believe were getting this on tape!" Whispered Larxene excitedly.

"I know, this is going to make excellent black mail." Zexion replied with a video camera in hand as he taped the whole scene.

"Fruit salad, Yummy yummy! Fruit salad, yummy yummy! Fruit salad, yummy yummy! Fruit salad, yummy yummy! Fruit salad, yummy yummy! Fruit salad, yummy yummy! Fruit salad, yummy yummy! Fruit salad, yummy yummy!" Finally the trio ended their song and Zexion and Larxene couldn't hold in their laughter any longer. The two burst out laughing very loudly. The musical trio immediately turned their heads to see the Nymph and the Schemer laughing their heads off.

"You guys…" Larxene began but was laughing too hard to finish.

"How long were you there for?" Axel asked cautiously with his cheeks tinted red in embarrassment. Neither of the two could answer them. Demyx, Roxas and the pyro turned their heads to look at each other and nodded their heads in agreement as if they were thinking the same thing. The three snuck out of the kitchen without Zexion or Larxene noticing because of their laughing attack.

"Guys?" Demyx asked suddenly as they reached the hallway the lead into the kitchen.

"Yeah?" Roxas replied with question.

"Let's never make fruit salad again." Demyx stated.

"Agreed."

END; I hope you liked it! Thanks for reading!